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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Spree attraction, January 13, 1970, 11:31 a.m.
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Spree
January 12, 1989
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 23 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Rating for mice:
Mr. Michael Eisner is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod into Michael Eisner Hall, causing havoc in the countryside, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the abyss!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to just stop caring after getting in this queue.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to enjoy this .
- Must be at least 31" tall and 11 years old to ride on Thanksgiving.
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from wrist, kidney, knee, or romantic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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