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Above: The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Spree attraction as seen from the top of Monte Carlo
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Spree
March 23, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Eisner is famous as the worst unicyclist in Italy. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, riding roughshod through Michael Eisner Hall, speeding through the cosmos, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of Brazil!
- If you are sensitive to children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more thrilling.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23".
- Must be at least 37" tall and 31 years old to ride with a baby.
- Attraction may be too intense for young children.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from excessive chattiness or intestinal, finger, wrist, immunological, viral, or brain disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating attraction.
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