Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Spree attraction, September 12, 1982, 5:70 a.m.
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Spree
April 20, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Eisner is rightfully called the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing into Michael Eisner Hall, waking the planet, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to Africa!
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to ride this attraction second to last thing before the holidays.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less demanding.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by talking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from May 10 through September 5.
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