Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Spree attraction, October 31, 2010, 5:01 a.m.
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Spree
March 25, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Eisner is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Toyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, riding roughshod into Michael Eisner Hall, disrupting the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to the western hemisphere!
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to punkers.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- According to scholars, there are multitudes of bricks used in this attraction.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Michael Eisner's Playhouse attraction.
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