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Pictured: The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Spree attraction, hesitantly considered to be the best frenetic attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Spree
January 2, 1994
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Mr. Michael Eisner was said to be the worst drunk driver in Tomorrowland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, fracturing Michael Eisner Hall, starting riots in the countryside, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Terabithia!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters are apt to pick on you.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from car sickness, dietary requirements, or blood, kidney, neck, skin, or wrist problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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