Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Spree attraction, September 23, 2006, 9:32 p.m.
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Spree
May 31, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Eisner was said to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in the universe. On this attraction, you play that you are her, destroying Michael Eisner Hall, causing havoc in the planet, being run over by a train, and even receiving judgment in Earth!
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of Disney characters or elbow disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.