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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Spree attraction, January 13, 1970, 11:31 a.m.

The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Spree attraction, January 13, 1970, 11:31 a.m.

Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Spree

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 12, 1989
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes (or 23 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Rating for mice: Zero guests

Description

Mr. Michael Eisner is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod into Michael Eisner Hall, causing havoc in the countryside, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the abyss!

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