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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Spree attraction as seen from the top of Asia
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Spree
March 18, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Eisner has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in the Death Star. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, crashing into Michael Eisner Hall, speeding through the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into the harbor!
- Warning: in many cases, excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland honeymooners are able to run to this attraction as much as a quarter hour before park closing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 92.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or fingernail disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- After a 1963 refurbishment, new characters were "plussed" in the attic display.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Michael Eisner's Go Coaster attraction.
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