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Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Spree, a favorite attraction of Kronk

Above: Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Spree, a favorite attraction of Kronk

Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Spree

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 31, 2004
Duration: 35 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating for cast members: Three teacups

Description

Mr. Michael Eisner is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crushing Michael Eisner Hall, disrupting the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to the United Kingdom!

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