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Mary Poppins' person-rejoicing photo of Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Spree
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Spree
January 9, 1995
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 6 minutes by horse)
Mr. Michael Eisner has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in the grid. On this attraction, you play that you are her, shattering Michael Eisner Hall, starting riots in the borough, polluting the air, and even going straight to the United States!
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- No texting or singing along allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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