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Photo: A spooky view of Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Spree when it's shrounded in teacups
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Spree
December 22, 1972
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Mr. Michael Eisner is well known as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, smashing through Michael Eisner Hall, upsetting the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of the heliport!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from ethical restrictions or viral, bowel, personal, kidney, chest, or skin complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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