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Above: The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Spree attraction, which recently celebrated its crimson anniversary
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Spree
December 28, 2011
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Mr. Michael Eisner is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, breaking into Michael Eisner Hall, causing havoc in the planet, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into Utopia!
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction last thing in the morning.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something less magical.
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