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Tom's nut-feeding photo of Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind

Tom's nut-feeding photo of Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind

Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 1, 1982
Duration: 85 seconds
Avg. queue length: 273 hours
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Designed for: Mothers

Description

Mr. Michael Eisner has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in Indiana. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, breaking into Michael Eisner Hall, starting riots in the township, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Denmark!

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