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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction, skittishly slicing in the morning sunlight
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 22, 1985
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Description
Mr. Michael Eisner is famous as the worst drunk driver in Walt Disney Land. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crashing into Michael Eisner Hall, waking the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Rainforest Café!
Touring Advice
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Warnings
- Special effects may be too intense for children.
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be free from lung, social, stomach, or bowel issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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