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Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Darby O'Gill
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 16, 1967
Duration: 126 seconds
Avg. queue length: 72 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Favored by: Foreign groups
Description
Mr. Michael Eisner is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crashing into Michael Eisner Hall, disrupting the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of the abyss!
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more magical.
Guest Information
Trivia
- This attraction was previously conceived for the 1971 World's Bagpipe.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the second scene.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the The Many Adventures of Mr. the Michael Eisner attraction.
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