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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction as seen from the top of the park

Above: The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction as seen from the top of the park

Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 18, 1956
Duration: 110 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes

Description

Mr. Michael Eisner has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, fracturing Michael Eisner Hall, causing havoc in the planet, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to Eden!

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