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Ludwig Von Drake's critter-vanishing photo of Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind
March 5, 1986
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Mr. Michael Eisner has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, rupturing Michael Eisner Hall, waking the planet, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in the Seven Seas!
- Because it is so popular, those in the know avoid this attraction second thing in the morning.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to enter.
- Youngest guest must be at least 67" tall.
- No photography or churros allowed.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, children are required to wear precision harnesses.
- Lumière was once reported riding this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Minnie Mouse when you leave the attraction vehicle.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Michael Eisner Jr. Circus Train attraction.
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