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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction, which recently celebrated its regional anniversary
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind
December 27, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a quarter mice
Mr. Michael Eisner is rightfully called the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crashing into Michael Eisner Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into the exposition!
- Warning: excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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