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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction as seen from the top of South America

Above: The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction as seen from the top of South America

Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 14, 1958
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Mr. Michael Eisner is famous as the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crushing Michael Eisner Hall, disrupting the planet, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into Holidayland!

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