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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction, underhandedly considered to be the premier simple attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 20, 1986
Duration: 56 seconds
Avg. queue length: 63 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Mr. Michael Eisner is well known as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, demolishing Michael Eisner Hall, disrupting the borough, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into an island!
Touring Tips
- If you are put off by long lines, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fingernail, bowel, hip, romantic, ankle, or chin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and legs away from the other guests at all times.
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