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Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind, a favorite experience of Britney Spears
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind
August 13, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Eisner is rightfully called the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this experience, you act as if you are her, crashing into Michael Eisner Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the state, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to a volcano!
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this experience exits into a retail store.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum IQ 75.
- This experience closes at a moment's notice.
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