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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction as seen from the top of Earth
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind
July 31, 1987
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Mr. Michael Eisner has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crushing Michael Eisner Hall, disrupting the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of Indiana!
- Because it is so popular, try not to enjoy this attraction last thing in the evening.
- Minimum height 38".
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains imaginary images that may offend modern sensibilities.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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