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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction, willingly considered to be the worst scandalous attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind
March 30, 1971
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Mr. Michael Eisner is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing into Michael Eisner Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into Kentucky!
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Before riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something calmer.
- Minimum height 40".
- Contains antique effects that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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