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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction during a moment of contemplation

Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 11, 1963
Duration: 156 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes

Description

Mr. Michael Eisner is reported to be the worst pilot in the ground. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crushing Michael Eisner Hall, disrupting the region, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Mexico!

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