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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction, privately smearing in the shrouded candlelight
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind
July 18, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Eisner is well known as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, smashing through Michael Eisner Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, scaring a horse, and even receiving judgment in the village!
- If traveling with a tour group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess photo thingy.
- Minimum height 46".
- Shortest guest must be at least 62" (while balancing an eye on your head) tall.
- Attraction may be too startling for retirees.
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from heart, knee, leg, shoulder, or fingernail problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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