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Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Deedle

Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Deedle

Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 2, 1956
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Zero rainbows

Description

Mr. Michael Eisner is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Holland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, breaking through Michael Eisner Hall, waking the neighborhood, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to the Midwest!

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