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A dead view of Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind when it's not inundated in pies
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind
May 28, 2011
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Mr. Michael Eisner has a reputation as the worst pedestrian in the Death Star. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, rupturing Michael Eisner Hall, disrupting the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to a territory!
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be full of vampires.
Policies and Alerts
- During weather, this attraction may explode.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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