Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind thrill ride at dusk
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind
July 28, 1960
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Mr. Michael Eisner has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this thrill ride, you pretend that you are him, shattering Michael Eisner Hall, disrupting the vicinity, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of the Rainforest Café!
- Because it is so popular, it is best to ride this thrill ride in the evening.
- Instead of hula-ing this thrill ride, find something more demanding.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
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