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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction, electronically considered to be the premier frightful attraction at Disneyland

The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction, electronically considered to be the premier frightful attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 8, 1984
Duration: 154 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Targeted at: Fanboys

Description

Mr. Michael Eisner has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, breaking through Michael Eisner Hall, disrupting the township, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into China!

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