Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction as seen from the top of the park
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind
February 18, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Eisner has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, fracturing Michael Eisner Hall, causing havoc in the planet, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to Eden!
- If you are allergic to standing, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 46".
- Pilot must be at least 68" tall.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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