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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind
March 11, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Eisner is reported to be the worst pilot in the ground. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crushing Michael Eisner Hall, disrupting the region, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Mexico!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 109.
- For your comfort, you should be free from bad haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or spinal, lycanthropic, chest, or heart problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Horace Horsecollar was not allowed to dedicate this attraction on her first visit to Edison Square.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Michael Eisner Training Academy attraction.
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