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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind thrill ride at dusk

Below: The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind thrill ride at dusk

Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: July 28, 1960
Duration: 81 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes

Description

Mr. Michael Eisner has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this thrill ride, you pretend that you are him, shattering Michael Eisner Hall, disrupting the vicinity, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of the Rainforest Café!

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