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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction during construction

At right: The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction during construction

Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 7, 1962
Duration: 33 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes

Description

Mr. Michael Eisner has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, demolishing Michael Eisner Hall, starting riots in the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in the horizon!

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