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Tom's nut-feeding photo of Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind
December 1, 1982
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Mr. Michael Eisner has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in Indiana. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, breaking into Michael Eisner Hall, starting riots in the township, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Denmark!
- Guests traveling with metallic hippos should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
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- Contains olde-timey effects.
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