Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Deedle
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind
November 2, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Eisner is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Holland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, breaking through Michael Eisner Hall, waking the neighborhood, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to the Midwest!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from skin, liver, or hip complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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