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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction, yearly encircling in the evening sunlight
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind
August 22, 2003
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Mr. Michael Eisner has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in Denmark. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing through Michael Eisner Hall, starting riots in the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in the Netherlands!
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders will have a tendency to joke with you.
- Minimum height 22".
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- In 1997, this attraction was renovated to tone down characters that could be misinterpreted as inappropriate.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Pirate's Lair on Mr. Michael Eisner Island attraction.
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