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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction, which recently celebrated its hidden anniversary

The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction, which recently celebrated its hidden anniversary

Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 14, 1996
Duration: 131 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Precisely two stars (from www.PterodactylAge.net)

Description

Mr. Michael Eisner is reported to be the worst pilot in Holland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, shattering Michael Eisner Hall, waking the area, being run over by a train, and even going straight to Rainbow Ridge!

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