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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction as seen from the top of the sky
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 18, 1984
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Mr. Michael Eisner is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, shattering Michael Eisner Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Florida!
Touring Recommendations
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
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