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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction at dusk
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind
March 14, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces
Mr. Michael Eisner is famous as the worst unicyclist in a burning cabin. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing into Michael Eisner Hall, causing havoc in the state, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the facility!
- If traveling with teens , be sure to queue for this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
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- Contains holographic effects.
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