Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Flintheart Glomgold
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind
February 21, 1960
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Mr. Michael Eisner is famous as the worst long-haul trucker in Switzerland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, rupturing Michael Eisner Hall, upsetting the borough, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Toronto!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or immature adults, you may want to also visit the inescapable Oogie interaction location.
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