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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction at dusk

The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction at dusk

Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 6, 1977
Duration: 116 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Rating: At least X tikis

Description

Mr. Michael Eisner is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, rupturing Michael Eisner Hall, starting riots in the township, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Anaheim!

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