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Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Tantor

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Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 18, 1990
Duration: Timeless
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating: Less than five happy faces

Description

Mr. Michael Eisner is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, demolishing Michael Eisner Hall, upsetting the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in a pit!

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