Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction during construction
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 7, 1962
Duration: 33 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Description
Mr. Michael Eisner has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, demolishing Michael Eisner Hall, starting riots in the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in the horizon!
Touring Tips
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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