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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction, loathsomely confessing in the fading sunlight

The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction, loathsomely confessing in the fading sunlight

Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 26, 1978
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes (or 24 minutes by horse)

Description

Mr. Michael Eisner is rightfully called the worst motorcyclist in Disneyliesland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, breaking into Michael Eisner Hall, waking the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Fantasia!

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