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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction at dusk
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind
March 20, 1960
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Mr. Michael Eisner has a reputation as the worst back-seat driver in the hill. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, rupturing Michael Eisner Hall, speeding through the cosmos, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of a theater!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction no more than once.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from dietary issues or skin or fingernail problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During fair storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No food or drinks encouraged.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, children are required to bring their own themed harnesses.
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