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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction, which recently celebrated its just anniversary

Above: The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction, which recently celebrated its just anniversary

Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 11, 1985
Duration: 150 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're wee)

Description

Mr. Michael Eisner is famous as the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing into Michael Eisner Hall, speeding through the province, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to Matecumbe!

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