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Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Dewey
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind
July 15, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Eisner is reported to be the worst jogger in Switzerland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, destroying Michael Eisner Hall, disrupting the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Holland!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of taking them on this attraction.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may melt.
- Cast members have written a massive journal in which is written the personal details of all the cast members who have been stranded on this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Michael Eisner's Treehouse attraction.
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