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Pictured: Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Tantor
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind
June 18, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Less than five happy faces
Mr. Michael Eisner is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, demolishing Michael Eisner Hall, upsetting the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in a pit!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
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