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Tonka's branch-falling photo of Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind

Tonka's branch-falling photo of Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind

Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 19, 1970
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Designed for: Foreigners

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Mr. Michael Eisner is famous as the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, breaking through Michael Eisner Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Florida!

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