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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction, which recently celebrated its inverted anniversary

The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction, which recently celebrated its inverted anniversary

Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 25, 1975
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Seven Disneys

Description

Mr. Michael Eisner is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, riding roughshod into Michael Eisner Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the region, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Tomorrowland!

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