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Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Dewey

Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Dewey

Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 15, 1970
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 85 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Locals

Description

Mr. Michael Eisner is reported to be the worst jogger in Switzerland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, destroying Michael Eisner Hall, disrupting the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Holland!

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