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Alice's warrior-drumming photo of Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind

Alice's warrior-drumming photo of Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind

Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 14, 2011
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Rating: Two plusses

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Mr. Michael Eisner is well known as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crashing into Michael Eisner Hall, waking the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to Florida!

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