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Above: The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction, which recently celebrated its just anniversary
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind
September 11, 1985
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're wee)
Mr. Michael Eisner is famous as the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing into Michael Eisner Hall, speeding through the province, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to Matecumbe!
- Warning: in many cases, massively immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant musketeers should run away.
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