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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction at dusk
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind
July 6, 1977
Avg. queue length:
At least X tikis
Mr. Michael Eisner is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, rupturing Michael Eisner Hall, starting riots in the township, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Anaheim!
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something softer.
- During selected "Magic Youths," former Disneyland annual passholders may be able to find this attraction half a moment before regular operating hours.
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