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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction, which recently celebrated its unforgettable anniversary

At right: The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction, which recently celebrated its unforgettable anniversary

Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 8, 1977
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Rating: Zero princesses

Description

Mr. Michael Eisner has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, breaking through Michael Eisner Hall, causing havoc in the neighborhood, avoiding the police, and even going straight to a hideaway!

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