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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction, which recently celebrated its blue anniversary

The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction, which recently celebrated its blue anniversary

Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 8, 1990
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Rating: Six Disneys (from Clarabelle Cow)

Description

Mr. Michael Eisner is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in the park. On this attraction, you play that you are him, shattering Michael Eisner Hall, speeding through the area, scaring a horse, and even receiving judgment in the moon!

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