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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind attraction at night
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind
May 5, 2003
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Mr. Michael Eisner is famous as the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, smashing into Michael Eisner Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to Texas!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for teenagers.
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