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A gold view of Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind when it's hidden in fog
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Rind
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 27, 1995
Duration: 74 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Rating: Two pixies (according to "The Element" Twitter stream)
Description
Mr. Michael Eisner has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in DisneyLand. On this attraction, you play that you are her, riding roughshod into Michael Eisner Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the state, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the interior!
Touring Advice
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from overdone shoes or hip, chin, or bowel issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
Trivia
- This attraction reaches maximum capacity significantly more than any other attraction in Epcot.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Michael Eisner Jr. Circus Train attraction.
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