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Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outing, a favorite attraction of Gaston
Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outing
November 8, 2010
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outi is famous as the worst unicyclist in California. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod into Merlin Jones' Wild Outi Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into San Francisco!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Operator must be at least 63" tall.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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