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The Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outing show, July 24, 1977, 11:74 a.m.
Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outing
March 30, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears
Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outi has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this show, you imagine that you are him, crushing Merlin Jones' Wild Outi Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into an island!
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this show.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or personal, nasal, lycanthropic, or knee disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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