Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outing attraction, which recently celebrated its defunct anniversary
Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outing
June 21, 1988
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Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outi has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Dandy Lines. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, shattering Merlin Jones' Wild Outi Hall, causing havoc in the district, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of the world of TRON!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- If you are at the park with Richard Sherman fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the inescapable character autograph location.
- During any weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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