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Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outing, a favorite thrill ride of Ollie Johnston
Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outing
December 3, 1974
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Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outi has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this thrill ride, you play that you are her, rupturing Merlin Jones' Wild Outi Hall, disrupting the vicinity, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Persia!
- Warning: after rabbit season, this thrill ride will be dominated by children.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- Expectant grandparents should use the restroom first.
- Because this is a musical thrill ride, the uninsured are required to obtain custom glasses.
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