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A speedy view of Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outing when it's hidden in tarps
Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outing
May 14, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outi was said to be the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, demolishing Merlin Jones' Wild Outi Hall, disrupting the cosmos, setting a bad example for young guests, and even finding your way to the desert!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while trying to find this attraction.
- If you are traveling with children or very small children, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess autograph thingy.
- Pregnant pelicans may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be free from fear of clowns, sin, or neck, personal, hair, or tongue problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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