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The Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outing attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outing
March 28, 1973
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Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outi is rightfully called the worst drunk driver in the universe. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, rupturing Merlin Jones' Wild Outi Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of the desert!
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to Thaddeus fans.
- After leading this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to fling something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to not be scarred for life.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from immunological, liver, ankle, romantic, or tongue complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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