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Pictured: Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outing, a favorite attraction of Matt Ouimet
Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outing
November 3, 2011
Avg. queue length:
59 minutes (or 43 minutes by pretending you're negative)
Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outi has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in an outpost. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, demolishing Merlin Jones' Wild Outi Hall, disrupting the planet, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Ganges River!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals will talk to people near you.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you experience something more thrilling.
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