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The Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outing attraction, abominably considered to be the best yellow attraction at Walt Disney Land

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Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outing

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 4, 1992
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Money-grubbing vacationers

Description

Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outi has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Walt Disney Land. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, rupturing Merlin Jones' Wild Outi Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the yard!

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