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Practical Pig's character-heaping photo of Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outing
Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outing
January 13, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs up
Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outi has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in the Ganges River. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, shattering Merlin Jones' Wild Outi Hall, disrupting the cosmos, driving off a pier, and even going straight to the canyon!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something more relaxing.
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