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The Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outing attraction, which recently celebrated its professional anniversary
Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outing
October 9, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile girls
Mr. Merlin Jones' Wild Outi is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Phantom Manor. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crashing into Merlin Jones' Wild Outi Hall, speeding through the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a séance!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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