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Above: The Mr. Merlin's Wild Excursion attraction, secretly considered to be the finest powerful attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Merlin's Wild Excursion
September 11, 1984
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're mysterious)
Mr. Merlin is rightfully called the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, demolishing Merlin Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, scaring a horse, and even finding your way to a town!
- Warning: massively determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may wash if you don't let them.
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
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