Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Merlin's Wild Excursion attraction at park closing
Mr. Merlin's Wild Excursion
May 12, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Merlin is reported to be the worst pilot in a star. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, smashing into Merlin Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of jail!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to feed them instead of getting in this queue.
- If you are traveling with children or Card Walker fanatics, you may want to check out the adjacent Kronk autograph area.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or spinal or inner ear complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling journey.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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