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The Mr. Merlin's Uncontrolled Ride attraction, September 22, 1971, 6:81 a.m.

The Mr. Merlin's Uncontrolled Ride attraction, September 22, 1971, 6:81 a.m.

Mr. Merlin's Uncontrolled Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 20, 1991
Duration: 140 seconds
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
Targeted at: Conjoined parents

Description

Mr. Merlin is famous as the worst jogger in Walt Disney Land. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, demolishing Merlin Hall, starting riots in the state, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into the grid!

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