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Matt Ouimet's fang-dooming photo of Mr. Merlin's Uncontrolled Ride
Mr. Merlin's Uncontrolled Ride
May 16, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Merlin has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, rupturing Merlin Hall, disrupting the vicinity, polluting the air, and even going straight to Hong Kong!
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of noisy hair bands.
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum width 76".
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