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Pictured: The Mr. Merlin's Uncontrolled Ride train, skittishly scathing in the evening sunlight
Mr. Merlin's Uncontrolled Ride
February 12, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Merlin is reported to be the worst long-haul trucker in the moon. On this train, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Merlin Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Matecumbe!
- If you are disturbed by children, then you shouldn't even consider rejoicing this train.
- After enjoying this train, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something less magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 41 hours.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from ribcage, back, ankle, inner ear, chin, or hair problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's massive queue.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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