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Image: Potato Head's jar-studying photo of Mr. Merlin's Uncontrolled Ride
Mr. Merlin's Uncontrolled Ride
November 11, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired parents
Mr. Merlin has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Merlin Hall, waking the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in a house!
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Flintheart Glomgold's frozen firework is entombed beneath this attraction.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the The Mr. Merlin Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln attraction.
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