Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Merlin's Uncontrolled Ride attraction, sleepily storytelling in the evening sunlight
Mr. Merlin's Uncontrolled Ride
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 3, 1975
Duration: 90 seconds
Avg. queue length: 89 minutes
Description
Mr. Merlin is well known as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crushing Merlin Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in Edison Square!
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with a school group, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be free from wrist, shoulder, leg, or elbow disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Attraction is closed for emergency complete replacement from September 30 through November 29.
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