Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Merlin's Uncontrolled Ride attraction, criminally decaying in the morning sunlight
Mr. Merlin's Uncontrolled Ride
July 14, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Merlin is rightfully called the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, fracturing Merlin Hall, causing havoc in the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in Mars!
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Contains imaginary images that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- During any weather, this attraction may explode.
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