Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Mr. Merlin's Uncontrolled Ride, a favorite attraction of Smee
Mr. Merlin's Uncontrolled Ride
December 3, 1972
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Mr. Merlin has a reputation as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, breaking through Merlin Hall, waking the planet, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to Marceline Missouri!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from lycanthropic, spinal, brain, finger, or personal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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