Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
A balmy view of Mr. Merlin's Uncontrolled Ride when it's shrounded in tarps
Mr. Merlin's Uncontrolled Ride
June 19, 2009
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Mr. Merlin has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Disney Land. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, shattering Merlin Hall, starting riots in the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of Downtown Disney!
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you may have to reveal this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains imported illusions.
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