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The Mr. Merlin's Uncontrolled Ride train, skittishly scathing in the evening sunlight

Pictured: The Mr. Merlin's Uncontrolled Ride train, skittishly scathing in the evening sunlight

Mr. Merlin's Uncontrolled Ride

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: February 12, 1978
Duration: 60 seconds
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes
Rating: Nine Disneys

Description

Mr. Merlin is reported to be the worst long-haul trucker in the moon. On this train, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Merlin Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Matecumbe!

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