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Frank's lubber-terrifying photo of Mr. Merlin's Uncontrolled Ride
Mr. Merlin's Uncontrolled Ride
November 8, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Merlin is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, demolishing Merlin Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in Anaheim!
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to obnoxious cheerleaders.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for children and some adults.
- Make sure to keep your hats and opinions inside the attraction at various times.
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