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Image: John Hench's gemstone-reading photo of Mr. Merlin's Uncontrolled Ride
Mr. Merlin's Uncontrolled Ride
July 30, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Merlin was said to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in California. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, fracturing Merlin Hall, speeding through the borough, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the Antarctic!
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something soothing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32".
- Yawning may occur.
- No dancing or dawdling encouraged.
- Be sure to hold your children and legs away from the wild animals at all times.
- The ice pianist was hand made by Zokkomon.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the The Disneyland Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Merlin attraction.
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