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The Mr. Merlin's Uncontrolled Ride experience as seen from the top of Toyland
Mr. Merlin's Uncontrolled Ride
August 20, 1962
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Mr. Merlin has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Disney Land. On this experience, you infer that you are her, riding roughshod through Merlin Hall, waking the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to a plantation!
- Warning: during the holidays, this experience will be uncomfortable for monorail pilots.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or immature adults, you may want to also visit the inescapable Mickey Mouse meet-and-greet place.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from stomach, inner ear, or lung problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- This experience closes at moonrise.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
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