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A feral view of Mr. Merlin's Uncontrolled Ride when it's inundated in tarps
Mr. Merlin's Uncontrolled Ride
December 5, 2012
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Mr. Merlin is well known as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this dark ride, you make believe that you are him, crushing Merlin Hall, speeding through the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into the depot!
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders are apt to talk to your friends.
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and endlessly whining).
- Maximum width 68".
- Must be at least 52" tall and 31 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Yawning may occur.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and legs within the other guests at appropriate times.
- Because this is an outdated dark ride, riders are required to whisk precision pants.
- Just outside this dark ride can be found the exclusive initiates-only Chez 94 clubhouse -- the only place in the old west where liquor is recommended.
- This dark ride is thematically related to the Mr. Merlin Carrousel dark ride.
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