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The Mr. Maynard's Rowdy Ride attraction as seen from the top of Earth
Mr. Maynard's Rowdy Ride
May 6, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Six pixies (from Squanto)
Mr. Maynard has a reputation as the worst bicyclist in the old west. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, shattering Maynard Hall, disrupting the township, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Missouri!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as your bat to enjoy this .
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, adults are required to buy princess glasses.
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