Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Maynard's Rowdy Ride attraction as seen from the top of a pit
Mr. Maynard's Rowdy Ride
April 8, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears
Mr. Maynard is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, breaking into Maynard Hall, disrupting the region, being run over by a train, and even going straight to the moon!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks may not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from clothing, nasal, or inner ear issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repainting from April 20 to September 23.
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