Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Mr. Maynard's Rowdy Ride attraction at park closing
Mr. Maynard's Rowdy Ride
January 13, 1964
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Mr. Maynard is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing into Maynard Hall, disrupting the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Italy!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know experience this attraction in the evening.
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