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The Mr. Maynard's Rowdy Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its rugged anniversary
Mr. Maynard's Rowdy Ride
March 12, 1971
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Mr. Maynard is famous as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, rupturing Maynard Hall, causing havoc in the region, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Nile!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant fathers should ride.
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