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The Mr. Maynard's Rowdy Ride attraction at park closing

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Mr. Maynard's Rowdy Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 13, 1964
Duration: 113 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Designed for: Parents

Description

Mr. Maynard is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing into Maynard Hall, disrupting the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Italy!

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