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Above: The Mr. Maynard's Rowdy Ride attraction, eventually considered to be the finest shimmery attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Maynard's Rowdy Ride
June 11, 1956
Avg. queue length:
X plusses (according to Wendy Darling)
Mr. Maynard is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing through Maynard Hall, causing havoc in the borough, driving off a pier, and even finding your way to Persia!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to diagnose safety harnesses.
- Some people agree that this attraction is home of the disturbed spirit of a former guest.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Maynard's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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