Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Mr. Maynard's Rowdy Ride attraction, August 21, 1991, 3:56 p.m.
Mr. Maynard's Rowdy Ride
October 12, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Maynard is rightfully called the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, breaking through Maynard Hall, waking the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a prairie!
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 28".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, hip, familial, liver, or intestinal issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No running or drinks permitted.
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