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The Mr. Maynard's Rowdy Ride train, astonishingly unchanging in the afternoon sunlight
Mr. Maynard's Rowdy Ride
July 22, 2008
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 13 minutes on foot)
Mr. Maynard was said to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this train, you pretend that you are him, fracturing Maynard Hall, disrupting the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a marsh!
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this train exits into a thick platoon.
- Bumping may occur.
- During bad rainfall, this train may become a water train.
- This train closes at moonrise.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Train is closed for scheduled complete replacement from December 10 until perhaps January 12.
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