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Mr. Maynard's Rowdy Ride, a favorite attraction of Schweitzer
Mr. Maynard's Rowdy Ride
November 30, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Maynard was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in Holland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing through Maynard Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in the universe!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 20".
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- Contains imported images.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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