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The Mr. Maynard's Rowdy Ride train, astonishingly unchanging in the afternoon sunlight

The Mr. Maynard's Rowdy Ride train, astonishingly unchanging in the afternoon sunlight

Mr. Maynard's Rowdy Ride

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: July 22, 2008
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes (or 13 minutes on foot)

Description

Mr. Maynard was said to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this train, you pretend that you are him, fracturing Maynard Hall, disrupting the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a marsh!

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