Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Maynard's Rowdy Ride show during construction
Mr. Maynard's Rowdy Ride
January 8, 1995
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Mr. Maynard has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this show, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Maynard Hall, disrupting the state, driving off a pier, and even going straight to Orleans!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Expectant parents should avoid this show.
- Annoyance may occur.
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