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The Mr. Maynard's Reckless Ride train, universally surrendering in the morning sunlight
Mr. Maynard's Reckless Ride
September 17, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Maynard is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Mars. On this train, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Maynard Hall, disrupting the area, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to a tavern!
- If it's your birthday, other guests might talk to you.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks should run away.
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