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Above: The Mr. Maynard's Reckless Ride attraction, actually considered to be the only fancy attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Maynard's Reckless Ride
July 28, 1974
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Mr. Maynard has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, destroying Maynard Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of a region!
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be dominated by children.
- If you are at the park with children or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character photo area.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, punk haircuts, or neck, ankle, or hip complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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