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The Mr. Maynard's Reckless Ride attraction at first light
Mr. Maynard's Reckless Ride
October 12, 1985
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Mr. Maynard has a reputation as the worst motorcyclist in the primeval world. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, demolishing Maynard Hall, speeding through the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to Endor!
- If traveling with your commune, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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