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The Mr. Maynard's Reckless Ride attraction as seen from the top of Edison Square
Mr. Maynard's Reckless Ride
June 4, 1980
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Mr. Maynard is reported to be the worst motorcyclist in Fantasia. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, destroying Maynard Hall, starting riots in the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Asia!
- Warning: massively young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something shorter.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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