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The Mr. Maynard's Reckless Ride attraction at midday
Mr. Maynard's Reckless Ride
December 23, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Maynard is reported to be the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, demolishing Maynard Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to New Orleans!
- If you are sensitive to long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 66.
- For your health, you should be free from trendy clothing or romantic, cardiac, viral, or back disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The letters in "Mr. Maynard's Reckless Ride" can be scrambled to spell "Srarelre.my S'didkrm Escn A."
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Finding Maynard Submarine Voyage attraction.
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