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The Mr. Maynard's Reckless Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Maynard's Reckless Ride
December 9, 1964
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Mr. Maynard has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, riding roughshod through Maynard Hall, disrupting the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in the Magic Kingdom!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more relaxing.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- The middle jester on this attraction is named for Tron's sport.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Maynard in Wonderland attraction.
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