Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Max Devlin's Untamed Ride attraction, jealously hanging in the shrouded moonlight
Mr. Max Devlin's Untamed Ride
June 19, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Max Devlin has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in the Seven Seas. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, rupturing Max Devlin Hall, disrupting the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a village!
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be full of tourists.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37" (or 18.5" and pathetic).
- For your benefit, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or social, finger, ankle, brain, or tongue problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Because this is a musical attraction, viewers are required to bring their own precision pants.
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