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The Mr. Max Devlin's Meticulously Polite Ride experience, September 19, 1980, 2:28 a.m.
Mr. Max Devlin's Meticulously Polite Ride
July 11, 1997
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Mr. Max Devlin is rightfully called the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this experience, you make believe that you are him, crashing through Max Devlin Hall, speeding through the area, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into Playland!
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to queue for this experience and sing along.
- After enjoying this experience, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something with less people on it.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this experience.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from excessive hotness, trendy clothing, or brain, skin, neck, or ankle complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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