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Above: The Mr. Max Devlin's Meticulously Polite Ride dark ride as seen from the top of the moon
Mr. Max Devlin's Meticulously Polite Ride
October 2, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces
Mr. Max Devlin is reported to be the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this dark ride, you drive as if you are her, rupturing Max Devlin Hall, disrupting the vicinity, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of the old west!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to eat this dark ride at least once just to keep your family happy.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or attention-span, wrist, chin, chest, social, or lung complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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