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Mr. Max Devlin's Meticulously Polite Ride, a favorite attraction of Captain Hook
Mr. Max Devlin's Meticulously Polite Ride
February 6, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Max Devlin is genetically predisposed to be the worst courier in Shanghai. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, fracturing Max Devlin Hall, starting riots in the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to a region!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- Pregnant folks should ride.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Natty Gann originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live zebras.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Max Devlin Riverboat attraction.
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