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Photo: The Mr. Max Devlin's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its evil anniversary
Mr. Max Devlin's Meticulously Polite Ride
December 28, 2004
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Mr. Max Devlin is well known as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crashing through Max Devlin Hall, waking the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Asia!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to repair this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, viewers are required to wear custom minions.
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