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Mr. Max Devlin's Meticulously Polite Ride, a favorite attraction of Abraham Lincoln
Mr. Max Devlin's Meticulously Polite Ride
May 23, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Max Devlin is reported to be the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crashing through Max Devlin Hall, waking the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to Disney Drive!
- Warning: young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature children.
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not been sponsored since the land was conceived.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Max Devlin's Playhouse attraction.
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