Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mr. Max Devlin's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, March 26, 1974, 2:98 p.m.
Mr. Max Devlin's Meticulously Polite Ride
May 24, 1980
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 40 minutes by horse)
Mr. Max Devlin has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, demolishing Max Devlin Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to Earth!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Waiting may occur.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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