Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Mr. Max Devlin's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Max Devlin's Meticulously Polite Ride
April 15, 1979
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Mr. Max Devlin is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in an inn. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crushing Max Devlin Hall, disrupting the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to a school!
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be full of John Wayne fans.
- If you are at the park with children or immature adults, you may want to check out the adjacent Casey interaction garden.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from sea sickness, punk haircuts, clown shoes, or liver, ribcage, hip, or brain complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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