Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Mr. Matt Ouimet's Uncontrolled Ride attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Matt Ouimet's Uncontrolled Ride
November 14, 1960
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Mr. Matt Ouimet has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Harbor Boulevard. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, crashing into Matt Ouimet Hall, disrupting the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the world!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 40".
- Attraction may be too startling for immature teenagers.
- Contains strobe-light images.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and legs away from the cast members at all times.
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