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Andy Davis' desk-inflating photo of Mr. Matt Ouimet's Uncontrolled Ride

Andy Davis' desk-inflating photo of Mr. Matt Ouimet's Uncontrolled Ride

Mr. Matt Ouimet's Uncontrolled Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 9, 1962
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Particularly juvenile grandparents

Description

Mr. Matt Ouimet is rightfully called the worst motor-vehicle operator in America. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, rupturing Matt Ouimet Hall, causing havoc in the region, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into England!

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