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Andy Davis' desk-inflating photo of Mr. Matt Ouimet's Uncontrolled Ride
Mr. Matt Ouimet's Uncontrolled Ride
June 9, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile grandparents
Mr. Matt Ouimet is rightfully called the worst motor-vehicle operator in America. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, rupturing Matt Ouimet Hall, causing havoc in the region, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into England!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction last thing in the morning.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland sponsors are able to get stuck on this attraction for a half hour prior to park closing.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for young wimps.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from back, knee, brain, or ribcage complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from April 22 through July 26.
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