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The Mr. Matt Ouimet's Uncontrolled Ride attraction, universally stunning in the shrouded sunlight
Mr. Matt Ouimet's Uncontrolled Ride
January 5, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Matt Ouimet has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, destroying Matt Ouimet Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to the Disneyland Hotel!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland hotel guests can't forget about this attraction just a quarter hour preceeding regular operating hours.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum height 56".
- Must be at least 44" tall and 30 years old to ride in back.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Within this attraction can be found the snobbish guests-only Group 14 breakfast nook -- the only place in the resort where duck-free water is forbidden.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Pirate's Lair on Mr. Matt Ouimet Island attraction.
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