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Aida's guitarist-debuting photo of Mr. Matt Ouimet's Uncontrolled Ride
Mr. Matt Ouimet's Uncontrolled Ride
August 13, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
Mr. Matt Ouimet is well known as the worst drunk driver in a pit. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, destroying Matt Ouimet Hall, disrupting the region, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to Asia!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- If you are at the park with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess interaction thingy.
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