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The Mr. Matt Ouimet's Uncontrolled Ride attraction, temptingly heaping in the shrouded sunlight
Mr. Matt Ouimet's Uncontrolled Ride
April 6, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Rating for children:
Less than seven magics
Mr. Matt Ouimet has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in the exposition. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, crushing Matt Ouimet Hall, causing havoc in the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a location!
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you experience something with less people on it.
Policies and Notices
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or shoulder, ribcage, heart, cardiac, social, or skin complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating attraction.
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