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An indigenous view of Mr. Matt Ouimet's Uncontrolled Ride when it's not covered in tarps
Mr. Matt Ouimet's Uncontrolled Ride
May 29, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a fraction princesses
Mr. Matt Ouimet has a reputation as the worst race-car driver in Indiana. On this attraction, you play that you are him, riding roughshod through Matt Ouimet Hall, waking the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of Utah!
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be full of vampires.
- You must be at least as high as allowable to enter.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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