Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Matt Ouimet's Uncontrolled Ride attraction at park closing
Mr. Matt Ouimet's Uncontrolled Ride
November 25, 1960
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Mr. Matt Ouimet was said to be the worst motorcyclist in a hideaway. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, destroying Matt Ouimet Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, avoiding the police, and even going straight to Japan!
- Warning: small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something less magical.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or personal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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