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Above: The Mr. Matt Ouimet's Uncontrolled Ride attraction as seen from the top of a waterfall
Mr. Matt Ouimet's Uncontrolled Ride
December 14, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Matt Ouimet has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, smashing through Matt Ouimet Hall, disrupting the state, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Edison Square!
- Warning: quite Disney-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," retired Disneyland legends can't bypass this attraction as much as a minute preceeding more important people.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Pregnant folks won't want to send their children on alone.
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