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Mr. Mary Poppins' Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Richard Irvine
Mr. Mary Poppins' Wild Rind
September 20, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Mary Poppins' Wild Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, fracturing Mary Poppins' Wild Ri Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of a settlement!
- If you are intolerant of movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as tall as a shell to not be scarred for life.
- Boredom may occur.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and opinions away from the vehicle at most times.
- This attraction may have cost in excess of $282 billion to construct.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mary Poppins' Wild Ri in Wonderland attraction.
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