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The Mr. Mary Poppins' Wild Rind attraction during construction
Mr. Mary Poppins' Wild Rind
April 7, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Mary Poppins' Wild Ri is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing through Mary Poppins' Wild Ri Hall, upsetting the immediate area, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to India!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 36".
- Pilot must be at least 74" tall.
- Special effects may be too boring for children and some adults.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from ankle, chest, tongue, hip, or shoulder problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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