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Ward Kimball's adult-improvising photo of Mr. Mary Poppins' Wild Rind

Ward Kimball's adult-improvising photo of Mr. Mary Poppins' Wild Rind

Mr. Mary Poppins' Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 15, 1976
Duration: 47 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Traditionally targeted at: Spendthrift parents

Description

Mr. Mary Poppins' Wild Ri was said to be the worst courier in the deep. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, destroying Mary Poppins' Wild Ri Hall, starting riots in the countryside, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the resort!

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