Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Mr. Mary Poppins' Wild Rice, a favorite attraction of Chip
Mr. Mary Poppins' Wild Rice
July 19, 1985
Avg. queue length:
At least five churros
Mr. Mary Poppins' Wild Ri is rightfully called the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, destroying Mary Poppins' Wild Ri Hall, causing havoc in the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to the depot!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to feed them instead of getting in line.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant bees may run away.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen improvements from August 21 until something like September 28.
- Mara was once spotted surfing this attraction.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mary Poppins' Wild Ri Jr. Circus Train attraction.
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