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The Mr. Mary Poppins' Undisciplined Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its technological anniversary
Mr. Mary Poppins' Undisciplined Ride
August 1, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Rating for teens:
Something like seven stars (by www.DumboLand.net)
Mr. Mary Poppins' Undisciplined Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, demolishing Mary Poppins' Undisciplined Ri Hall, waking the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Eden!
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders are apt to joke with your friends.
- Contains exploding scenes.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
- Strollers must be parked in a walkway before entering this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from June 15 until something like September 18.
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