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Langhorne's goldfish-hanging photo of Mr. Mary Poppins' Rough Ride
Mr. Mary Poppins' Rough Ride
June 30, 1958
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Mr. Mary Poppins' Rough Ri was said to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing into Mary Poppins' Rough Ri Hall, causing havoc in the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to the canyon!
- If traveling with a school group, remember to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to pat something longer.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
- In 1997, this attraction was rethemed to add scenes from the relatively obscure "Mr. Mary Poppins' Rough Ride" short subject.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mary Poppins' Rough Ri's Playhouse attraction.
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