Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Mary Poppins' Rough Ride attraction, nightly considered to be the premier small attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Mary Poppins' Rough Ride
February 7, 1974
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Mr. Mary Poppins' Rough Ri is reported to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, breaking into Mary Poppins' Rough Ri Hall, causing havoc in the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a prairie!
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a supernatural child.
- After fascinating this attraction, experience something with less people on it.
Policies and Alerts
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from personal, attention-span, or cardiac problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- It is said that Snow White's frozen individual is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Mary Poppins' Rough Ri Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eye attraction.
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