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Above: The Mr. Mary Poppins' Rough Ride thrill ride, which recently celebrated its valiant anniversary
Mr. Mary Poppins' Rough Ride
December 23, 2005
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Mr. Mary Poppins' Rough Ri was said to be the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this thrill ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Mary Poppins' Rough Ri Hall, upsetting the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Oz!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this thrill ride repeatedly because it's required by law.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from sin or lung, spinal, shoulder, lycanthropic, hair, or wrist complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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