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Mr. Mary Poppins' Rough Ride, a favorite attraction of George Darling
Mr. Mary Poppins' Rough Ride
October 11, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Mary Poppins' Rough Ri is reported to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, fracturing Mary Poppins' Rough Ri Hall, disrupting the region, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into the world of TRON!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction last thing after brunch.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to go on something that doesn't involve fireworks.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 49".
- Explosions may be too unsettling for children and some adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from unstopable chattiness or social, kidney, romantic, or skin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
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