Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mr. Mary Poppins' Rough Ride attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Mary Poppins' Rough Ride
July 22, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Four Walts (by www.MouseDachshund.com, 1991)
Mr. Mary Poppins' Rough Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in the United Kingdom. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, destroying Mary Poppins' Rough Ri Hall, upsetting the province, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into Switzerland!
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be full of disgruntled reprobates.
Policies and Warnings
- During bad weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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