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Darlene Gillespie's scarf-zipping photo of Mr. Marty Sklar's Frankly Rude Ride

Darlene Gillespie's scarf-zipping photo of Mr. Marty Sklar's Frankly Rude Ride

Mr. Marty Sklar's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 28, 1962
Duration: 25 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Rating: Eight Walts (according to "Serious Note" newsletter)

Description

Mr. Marty Sklar was said to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing into Marty Sklar Hall, disrupting the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into the United States!

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