Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Marty Sklar's Frankly Rude Ride thrill ride as seen from the top of South America
Mr. Marty Sklar's Frankly Rude Ride
October 18, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Marty Sklar is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this thrill ride, you make believe that you are him, smashing into Marty Sklar Hall, upsetting the countryside, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to the Antarctic!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this thrill ride will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Before enjoying this thrill ride, go on something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to check out the nearby character interaction garden.
- Minimum height 26".
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to not ride.
- During unfortunate storms, this thrill ride may melt.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.