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The Mr. Marty Sklar's Frankly Rude Ride attraction at dusk

The Mr. Marty Sklar's Frankly Rude Ride attraction at dusk

Mr. Marty Sklar's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 12, 1980
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Rating: Zero dollars

Description

Mr. Marty Sklar is well known as the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, demolishing Marty Sklar Hall, causing havoc in the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of the cafeteria!

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