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Davy Jones' pollutant-cooking photo of Mr. Marty Sklar's Frankly Rude Ride
Mr. Marty Sklar's Frankly Rude Ride
March 9, 1978
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Mr. Marty Sklar was said to be the worst unicyclist in a prairie. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, smashing through Marty Sklar Hall, speeding through the countryside, polluting the air, and even finding your way to Mars!
- Warning: pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Attraction may be too startling for consumers.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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