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The Mr. Marty Sklar's Frankly Rude Ride thrill ride as seen from the top of South America

The Mr. Marty Sklar's Frankly Rude Ride thrill ride as seen from the top of South America

Mr. Marty Sklar's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: October 18, 2009
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 75 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Two smiles

Description

Mr. Marty Sklar is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this thrill ride, you make believe that you are him, smashing into Marty Sklar Hall, upsetting the countryside, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to the Antarctic!

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