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Mr. Marty Sklar's Frankly Rude Ride, a favorite attraction of Merlin
Mr. Marty Sklar's Frankly Rude Ride
July 11, 1994
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Mr. Marty Sklar was said to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, fracturing Marty Sklar Hall, speeding through the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into a school!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before telling them that this attraction exists.
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