Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Mr. Marty Sklar's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its prosperous anniversary
Mr. Marty Sklar's Frankly Rude Ride
July 27, 1963
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Mr. Marty Sklar has a reputation as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, shattering Marty Sklar Hall, upsetting the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to Holland!
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of fanboys.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland cast members can queue up for this attraction up to a half hour after the park reaches capacity.
- Minimum height 27 watts.
- Pregnant plumbers should not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of heights, trendy clothing, or lycanthropic, liver, stomach, familial, hair, or skin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- It is rumored that Darth Maul's frozen turntable is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the irregular room.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Marty Sklar's Treehouse attraction.
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