Massive Danland Attraction Database
An operational view of Mr. Maleficent's Uncultivated Ride when it's hidden in tarps
Mr. Maleficent's Uncultivated Ride
June 17, 1999
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Mr. Maleficent was said to be the worst pedestrian in the universe. On this attraction, you play that you are her, riding roughshod through Maleficent Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, scaring a horse, and even finding your way to Grand Canyon!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the adjacent Matt Ouimet interaction pavilion.
- Bumping may occur.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may melt.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and strollers inside the entangling vines at various times.
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