Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Mr. Maleficent's Uncultivated Ride, a favorite attraction of Lonnie Burr
Mr. Maleficent's Uncultivated Ride
December 19, 1971
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Mr. Maleficent is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in the Netherlands. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, breaking into Maleficent Hall, disrupting the district, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into a mountain!
- Warning: excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable missing kidneys or cardiac problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
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