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The Mr. Maleficent's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, April 24, 1988, 5:09 a.m.
Mr. Maleficent's Meticulously Polite Ride
September 13, 1983
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Mr. Maleficent was said to be the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, breaking into Maleficent Hall, upsetting the countryside, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Tokyo!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to stand next to someone you find roaring, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from kidney, intestinal, or heart disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- Below this attraction can be found the rumored members-only Club 76 breakfast nook -- the only place in Tomorrowland where alcohol is available.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Maleficent the Flying Elephant attraction.
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