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A secure view of Mr. Maleficent's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's not hidden in fog
Mr. Maleficent's Meticulously Polite Ride
October 11, 1980
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Mr. Maleficent was said to be the worst driver in Kentucky. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, breaking into Maleficent Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into Mexico!
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for annual pass holders.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something more thrilling.
Policies and Alerts
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from viral, spinal, wrist, or familial disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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