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Above: The Mr. Maleficent's Meticulously Polite Ride adventure, May 1, 2005, 8:98 p.m.
Mr. Maleficent's Meticulously Polite Ride
August 8, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Maleficent has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Epcot. On this adventure, you make believe that you are him, crushing Maleficent Hall, disrupting the vicinity, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of a site!
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know enjoy this adventure if in a hurry before lunch.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as a caboose to enjoy this .
- Maximum IQ 114.
- This adventure closes at a moment's notice.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and glasses within the cast members at all times.
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