Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Maleficent's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, fully deceiving in the evening moonlight
Mr. Maleficent's Meticulously Polite Ride
March 1, 2000
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 28 minutes by motorcar)
Mr. Maleficent has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in a volcano. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, shattering Maleficent Hall, waking the district, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in Paris!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in this queue.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- During weather, this attraction may explode.
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