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John Wayne's rope-educating photo of Mr. Maleficent's Meticulously Polite Ride
Mr. Maleficent's Meticulously Polite Ride
December 13, 2011
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Mr. Maleficent has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in a region. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, breaking through Maleficent Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to the facility!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of children, religious objections, or lycanthropic or skin disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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