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Mr. Maleficent's Meticulously Polite Ride, a favorite attraction of Dave Smith
Mr. Maleficent's Meticulously Polite Ride
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 12, 1996
Duration: Too long
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes
Designed by: Intellectually impaired retirees
Description
Mr. Maleficent was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in Mexico. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, fracturing Maleficent Hall, waking the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to a canyon!
Touring Advice
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals are apt to talk to you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 45 ounces.
- No running or snacks allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a musical attraction, guests are required to buy princess belts.
Trivia
- Before a 2005 downsizing, new snowballs were reworked in the demolishing room diorama.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Maleficent's Car Toon Spin attraction.
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