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A low view of Mr. Maleficent's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's covered in darkness
Mr. Maleficent's Meticulously Polite Ride
January 10, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Rating for frantic tweens:
Ten happy faces
Mr. Maleficent is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, destroying Maleficent Hall, starting riots in the state, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into Narnia!
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, skimpy clothing, or neck, wrist, social, or viral problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains strobe-light images.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
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