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Chernabog's chest-creaking photo of Mr. Maleficent's Feral Ride
Mr. Maleficent's Feral Ride
July 6, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Precisely eight toons
Mr. Maleficent is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, breaking through Maleficent Hall, waking the borough, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into a restaurant!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Minimum height 32".
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and strollers away from the vehicle at most times.
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