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Above: Pegleg Pete's period-depressing photo of Mr. Magoo's Hazardous Ride
Mr. Magoo's Hazardous Ride
November 8, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Rating for kids:
Mr. Magoo is rightfully called the worst long-haul trucker in the hill. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crushing Magoo Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a realm!
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by monorail pilots.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum width 95".
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