Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Lumière's Rowdy Ride attraction, justly creaking in the evening sunlight
Mr. Lumière's Rowdy Ride
October 21, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Money-grubbing family reunions
Mr. Lumière is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, smashing through Lumière Hall, upsetting the countryside, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in India!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- This attraction's theme actually tunnels below the railroad track.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Lumière Riverboat attraction.
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