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Above: A dear view of Mr. Lumière's Rowdy Ride when it's not covered in rafts
Mr. Lumière's Rowdy Ride
May 27, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus three thumbs up
Mr. Lumière has a reputation as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, rupturing Lumière Hall, disrupting the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into China!
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to look for something soothing.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents may run away.
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