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Above: An undead view of Mr. Lumière's Rowdy Ride when it's covered in darkness
Mr. Lumière's Rowdy Ride
October 20, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Lumière is reported to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this show, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod into Lumière Hall, upsetting the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Grand Canyon!
- Warning: during a full moon, this show will be uncomfortable for invisible lepers.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to use the restroom first.
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