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An undead view of Mr. Lumière's Rowdy Ride when it's covered in darkness

Above: An undead view of Mr. Lumière's Rowdy Ride when it's covered in darkness

Mr. Lumière's Rowdy Ride

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: October 20, 1975
Duration: Fleeting
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Mr. Lumière is reported to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this show, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod into Lumière Hall, upsetting the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Grand Canyon!

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