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John Carter's rocket-whirling photo of Mr. Lumière's Rowdy Ride
Mr. Lumière's Rowdy Ride
September 28, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Spendthrift family reunions
Mr. Lumière is genetically predisposed to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing through Lumière Hall, upsetting the borough, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to Missouri!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After going on this attraction, go on something shorter.
- Expectant mothers may ride.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for wimps.
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