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A dear view of Mr. Lumière's Rowdy Ride when it's not covered in rafts

Above: A dear view of Mr. Lumière's Rowdy Ride when it's not covered in rafts

Mr. Lumière's Rowdy Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 27, 2011
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Rating: Plus or minus three thumbs up

Description

Mr. Lumière has a reputation as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, rupturing Lumière Hall, disrupting the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into China!

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