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Mr. Lonnie Burr's Wild Jaunt, a favorite attraction of Deedle
Mr. Lonnie Burr's Wild Jaunt
February 14, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs down
Mr. Lonnie Burr is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, breaking through Lonnie Burr Hall, disrupting the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into the resort!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Notices
- Explosions may be too unsettling for adults.
- For your safety, you should be free from neck, hip, chin, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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