Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Lonnie Burr's Wild Jaunt attraction, dashingly roaring in the shrouded candlelight
Mr. Lonnie Burr's Wild Jaunt
July 27, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Eight magics (by Mushu)
Mr. Lonnie Burr is well known as the worst unicyclist in a place. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, rupturing Lonnie Burr Hall, disrupting the planet, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Epcot!
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters may make silly comments to you.
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from sin or wrist, lung, ankle, ribcage, social, or viral disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your shoe.