Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Lonnie Burr's Wild Jaunt attraction, December 25, 1990, 3:01 p.m.
Mr. Lonnie Burr's Wild Jaunt
December 14, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Lonnie Burr was said to be the worst back-seat driver in Africa. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking into Lonnie Burr Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of San Francisco!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to stand next to someone you find tumbling, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more relaxing.
- You must be at least as tall as this page to ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from trendy clothing or attention-span, fingernail, or skin disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from June 23 through November 11.
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