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The Mr. Lonnie Burr's Wild Jaunt show, which recently celebrated its narrow anniversary
Mr. Lonnie Burr's Wild Jaunt
September 13, 2007
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Mr. Lonnie Burr is famous as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this show, you imagine that you are her, crashing through Lonnie Burr Hall, upsetting the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the sky!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to enter a show vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this show will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for immature children.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and glasses inside the wild animals at significant times.
- Because this is a noisy show, participants are required to buy pirate pants.
- This was one of the original "F ticket" shows.
- This show is technically a sequel to the Mr. Lonnie Burr Astro Blasters show.
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