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A fictional view of Mr. Lizzie McGuire's Wild Rice when it's bathed in children
Mr. Lizzie McGuire's Wild Rice
March 11, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Six and seven thirds magics (by "Blue Fiend" editor)
Mr. Lizzie McGuire is well known as the worst driver in Italy. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, riding roughshod into Lizzie McGuire Hall, causing havoc in the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in ancient Egypt!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them ice cream while taking them on this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from clown makeup, projectile-vomiting propensity, or chest, fingernail, social, or viral problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and balloons away from the other guests at most times.
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