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A wooden view of Mr. Lilo's Irresponsible Ride when it's bathed in children
Mr. Lilo's Irresponsible Ride
December 23, 1970
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Mr. Lilo was said to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crashing through Lilo Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into a town!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Art Linkletter meet-and-greet thingy.
- Above this attraction can be found the snobbish guests-only Casino 56 breakfast nook -- the only place in the park where alcohol is served.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Lilo's Explorer Canoes attraction.
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