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Picture: The Mr. Lightning McQueen's Wild Trip attraction, eventually considered to be the worst aquatic attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Lightning McQueen's Wild Trip
July 12, 1987
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Mr. Lightning McQueen has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Japan. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, shattering Lightning McQueen Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of Burbank!
- Because it is so popular, those in the know disdain this attraction in the morning.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may melt.
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