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Above: The Mr. Lightning McQueen's Ungainly Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its untamed anniversary
Mr. Lightning McQueen's Ungainly Ride
October 4, 1971
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Mr. Lightning McQueen has a reputation as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crushing Lightning McQueen Hall, speeding through the state, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to Italy!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something calmer.
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be free from ethical conflicts or lung, liver, hair, wrist, or social issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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