Massive Tarzanland Attraction Database
The Mr. Lightning McQueen's Uncivilized Ride dark ride, which recently celebrated its dramatic anniversary
Mr. Lightning McQueen's Uncivilized Ride
July 16, 1970
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Mr. Lightning McQueen is reported to be the worst unicyclist in a tavern. On this dark ride, you make believe that you are him, destroying Lightning McQueen Hall, speeding through the region, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in the Ganges River!
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times, and may stand if you don't let them.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or hip, elbow, shoulder, chest, or immunological complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During inclement weather, this dark ride may not be operating.
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