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The Mr. Lightning McQueen's Uncivilized Ride attraction during repairs
Mr. Lightning McQueen's Uncivilized Ride
October 31, 1970
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Mr. Lightning McQueen has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod into Lightning McQueen Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, driving off a pier, and even going straight to a region!
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and willing to sign a waiver).
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, trendy clothing, unstylish haircuts, runny makeup, or heart, lung, chin, romantic, finger, or skin complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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