Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Lightning McQueen's Uncivilized Ride attraction, July 23, 1984, 8:78 a.m.
Mr. Lightning McQueen's Uncivilized Ride
January 16, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Lightning McQueen is genetically predisposed to be the worst courier in Japan. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing through Lightning McQueen Hall, waking the vicinity, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in the depot!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess autograph pavilion.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from lung, skin, tongue, finger, or intestinal complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, viewers are required to buy custom harnesses.
- Above this attraction can be found the operational storybooks-only Nightclub 46 cloakroom -- the only place in the land where liquor is served.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Lightning McQueen's Flight attraction.
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