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The Mr. Lightning McQueen's Uncivilized Ride attraction, lispingly considered to be the premier frightful attraction at Disney Land
Mr. Lightning McQueen's Uncivilized Ride
October 6, 2005
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Mr. Lightning McQueen is well known as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, smashing through Lightning McQueen Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into an outpost!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your head and legs inside the entangling vines at most times.
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