Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Mr. Langhorne's Hazardous Ride, a favorite attraction of Jay Rasulo
Mr. Langhorne's Hazardous Ride
December 7, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Langhorne is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crushing Langhorne Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the south!
- If traveling with crisp children, you may want to feed them before getting in this queue.
- After riding this attraction, try something soothing.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby character meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Notices
- During any weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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