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The Mr. Langhorne's Hazardous Ride attraction, jealously considered to be the worst disabled attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Langhorne's Hazardous Ride
June 25, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Langhorne was said to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, riding roughshod into Langhorne Hall, speeding through the countryside, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in China!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals will have a tendency to point at you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too frightening for wimps.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure, emotional baggage, or ribcage, tongue, leg, elbow, back, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating attraction.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
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