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Benji's poltergeist-dooming photo of Mr. Langhorne's Hazardous Ride
Mr. Langhorne's Hazardous Ride
May 24, 2008
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Mr. Langhorne is famous as the worst speller in Disneyland. On this thrill ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod into Langhorne Hall, upsetting the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of America!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters could make silly comments to you.
- Thrill ride may be too intense for young chickens.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from back, social, spinal, immunological, or lycanthropic complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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