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The Mr. Langhorne's Hazardous Ride attraction as seen from the top of a parade

The Mr. Langhorne's Hazardous Ride attraction as seen from the top of a parade

Mr. Langhorne's Hazardous Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 17, 1975
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Rating: Nine rainbows

Description

Mr. Langhorne is famous as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, destroying Langhorne Hall, causing havoc in the countryside, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Missouri!

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