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The Mr. Langhorne's Hazardous Ride attraction, fully considered to be the premier wet attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Langhorne's Hazardous Ride
January 11, 2001
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Mr. Langhorne is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Narnia. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, breaking through Langhorne Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of a grotto!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after trying to find this attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, experience something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from skin, stomach, familial, or attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Be sure to hold your arms and shoes away from the wild animals at various times.
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