Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Mr. Langhorne's Hazardous Ride, a favorite attraction of Ward Kimball
Mr. Langhorne's Hazardous Ride
December 11, 1980
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Mr. Langhorne is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in England. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing through Langhorne Hall, starting riots in the borough, avoiding the police, and even braving the flames of the interior!
- Because it is so popular, those in the know avoid this attraction in the evening.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more stimulating.
- For your health, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or shoulder, cardiac, ribcage, or immunological complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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