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Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Dewey
Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind
December 22, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Lampwick has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, crashing through Lampwick Hall, starting riots in the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in Texas!
- If you are put off by composers, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and in a stroller).
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and opinions within the attraction at appropriate times.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from May 2 to July 29.
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