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The Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind attraction during repairs
Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind
February 21, 1990
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Mr. Lampwick is rightfully called the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crushing Lampwick Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in the circus!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum IQ 78.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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