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The Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind attraction during a moment of contemplation

Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 19, 1958
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes

Description

Mr. Lampwick has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod into Lampwick Hall, starting riots in the province, being run over by a train, and even receiving judgment in Italy!

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