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Below: A theatrical view of Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind when it's not bathed in fog
Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind
October 30, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Lampwick was said to be the worst courier in Walt Disney Land. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, breaking through Lampwick Hall, waking the immediate area, being run over by a train, and even receiving judgment in Tokyo!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32".
- Boredom may occur.
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