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The Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind attraction, monstrously biting in the shrouded candlelight

The Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind attraction, monstrously biting in the shrouded candlelight

Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 25, 1995
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes (or 18 minutes by boat)

Description

Mr. Lampwick has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crashing through Lampwick Hall, waking the region, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of a train station!

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