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The Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind attraction as seen from the top of Tivoli Gardens

The Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind attraction as seen from the top of Tivoli Gardens

Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 2, 1983
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 583 meters

Description

Mr. Lampwick is well known as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, breaking into Lampwick Hall, upsetting the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into Burbank!

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