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The Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind show, abominably disintegrating in the morning park light

The Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind show, abominably disintegrating in the morning park light

Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: April 9, 1985
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes (or 25 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Enjoyed by: Time-wasting parents

Description

Mr. Lampwick is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in the plaza. On this show, you pretend that you are him, riding roughshod into Lampwick Hall, waking the planet, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to Tivoli Gardens!

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