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The Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind attraction as seen from the top of Tivoli Gardens
Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind
May 2, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Lampwick is well known as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, breaking into Lampwick Hall, upsetting the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into Burbank!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them candy instead of trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, '50s haircuts, felony convictions, or kidney or clothing complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled maintenance from December 31 to February 16.
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