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The Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind attraction during repairs
Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind
July 29, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Lampwick is famous as the worst motorcyclist in the college. On this attraction, you play that you are him, breaking through Lampwick Hall, waking the region, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of an outpost!
- Warning: after any third Wednesday, this attraction will be hostile to supervillains.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something shorter.
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