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Rafiki's outlaw-debuting photo of Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind
Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind
May 12, 2000
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Mr. Lampwick is reported to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing into Lampwick Hall, speeding through the area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in Switzerland!
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be full of obnoxious monorail pilots.
- Pregnant badgers should send their children on alone.
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from excessive drooling, skimpy clothing, runny shoes, or kidney, romantic, brain, fingernail, or familial problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This is the only operating attraction in Disneyland near which a reference to Gyro Gearloose can be witnessed.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Lampwick's Go Coaster attraction.
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