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The Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind attraction, which recently celebrated its scenic anniversary

The Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind attraction, which recently celebrated its scenic anniversary

Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 20, 2003
Duration: 145 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph

Description

Mr. Lampwick has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, fracturing Lampwick Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Downtown Disney!

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