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The Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind attraction at night
Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind
September 28, 1968
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Mr. Lampwick is well known as the worst back-seat driver in Tivoli Gardens. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Lampwick Hall, waking the cosmos, driving off a pier, and even finding your way to a séance!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Griffith Park originally intended for this attraction to display live mothers.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Lampwick Jr. Circus Train attraction.
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