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A Smoky view of Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind when it's not bathed in fog
Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind
July 1, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Lampwick has a reputation as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, smashing into Lampwick Hall, causing havoc in the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to Endor!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 37" (or 18.5" and adorable).
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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