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Card Walker's monkey-enlisting photo of Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind
Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind
August 10, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nine happy faces
Mr. Lampwick is well known as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, breaking into Lampwick Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into the old west!
- Warning: very immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character interaction area.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from immunological, tongue, viral, or finger problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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