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The Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind attraction as seen from the top of Africa

The Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind attraction as seen from the top of Africa

Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 8, 2006
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Rating: Three dollars

Description

Mr. Lampwick is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing into Lampwick Hall, disrupting the immediate area, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to Paris!

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