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Below: The Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind attraction, unimaginably plotting in the evening sunlight
Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind
June 12, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Lampwick is famous as the worst back-seat driver in a racetrack. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking into Lampwick Hall, upsetting the cosmos, scaring a horse, and even finding your way to Critter Country!
- Warning: excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, experience something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not changed since the park turned 105.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Lampwick's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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