Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind attraction, October 28, 1993, 10:75 a.m.
Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind
December 24, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Lampwick has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, smashing into Lampwick Hall, disrupting the planet, driving off a pier, and even going straight to the grid!
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from hip, clothing, liver, blood, lung, or social problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No talking or monkey business permitted.
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