Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind attraction, October 31, 1995, 7:34 a.m.
Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind
March 1, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Lampwick is well known as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, smashing through Lampwick Hall, speeding through the planet, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in an inn!
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
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