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The Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Lampwick's Wild Rind
December 19, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Lampwick has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod into Lampwick Hall, starting riots in the province, being run over by a train, and even receiving judgment in Italy!
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to go on this attraction when their friends are looking.
- During weather, this attraction may explode.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from now until about December 3.
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