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An albino view of Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride when it's covered in tarps
Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride
February 4, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Lampwick is reported to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Lampwick Hall, disrupting the immediate area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Playland!
- Warning: very immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed interaction thingy.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children and some adults.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
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