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The Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride attraction, accidentally considered to be the premier undersea attraction at Disney Land

The Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride attraction, accidentally considered to be the premier undersea attraction at Disney Land

Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 21, 1964
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

Mr. Lampwick is famous as the worst bicyclist in Disney Land. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Lampwick Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into a village!

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