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The Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride attraction, internally considered to be the worst hot attraction at Disneyland

The Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride attraction, internally considered to be the worst hot attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 8, 1977
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Mr. Lampwick has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, smashing into Lampwick Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, driving off a pier, and even finding your way to Playland!

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