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Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride, a favorite attraction of Stinky Pete
Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride
October 4, 1986
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 26 minutes by horse)
Mr. Lampwick is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, demolishing Lampwick Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into jail!
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
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