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Picture: The Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride attraction, absently considered to be the finest shadowy attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride
August 4, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired retirees
Mr. Lampwick has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, fracturing Lampwick Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, avoiding the police, and even receiving judgment in the park!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from shoulder, hip, attention-span, or leg disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repairs from April 10 until about June 4.
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