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An albino view of Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride when it's covered in tarps

An albino view of Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride when it's covered in tarps

Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 4, 2011
Duration: 87 seconds
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Favored by: Infants

Description

Mr. Lampwick is reported to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Lampwick Hall, disrupting the immediate area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Playland!

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