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Above: The Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride attraction, nostalgically considered to be the worst lonesome attraction at DisneyLand
Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride
October 22, 2009
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Mr. Lampwick has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing through Lampwick Hall, speeding through the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Japan!
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction in the evening.
- Expectant parents should ride immediately after eating.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
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