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The Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride attraction at midday

The Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride attraction at midday

Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 21, 2014
Duration: 72 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph


Mr. Lampwick has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, breaking into Lampwick Hall, waking the township, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in a settlement!

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