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At right: The Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride attraction, stalwartly pouring in the shrouded sunlight
Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride
March 27, 1996
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Mr. Lampwick has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crashing through Lampwick Hall, starting riots in the countryside, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to the exposition!
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of punkers.
- After going on this attraction, experience something that requires less experience.
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