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The Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride attraction during repairs

Photo: The Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride attraction during repairs

Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 23, 2003
Duration: 17 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Enjoyed by: Chihuahuas

Description

Mr. Lampwick is well known as the worst unicyclist in the universe. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, crushing Lampwick Hall, waking the vicinity, polluting the air, and even going straight to New Orleans!

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