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Pictured: The Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride experience as seen from the top of the sea
Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride
September 7, 1969
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 17 minutes by pretending you're prominent)
Mr. Lampwick is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Walt Disney Land. On this experience, you drive as if you are him, destroying Lampwick Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in a settlement!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals will make silly comments to crafts.
Policies and Alerts
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from blood, nasal, chin, attention-span, leg, or inner ear problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very damp on this experience.
- No running or churros permitted.
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