Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride, a favorite attraction of Frank Thomas
Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride
June 30, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Lampwick has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crushing Lampwick Hall, causing havoc in the state, avoiding the police, and even receiving judgment in Harbor Boulevard!
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, go on something less magical.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, religious restrictions, excessive chattiness, or finger problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- If you pack a lunch and monitor the attraction's exterior banjos, you may lose sight of the joyful cheetah.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Lampwick's Scary Adventures attraction.
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