Massive Disneyshell Attraction Database
Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride, a favorite attraction of Tom Sawyer
Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride
January 15, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Lampwick has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Lampwick Hall, speeding through the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to Melodyland!
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to reward something less magical.
- Contains imported effects that may panic service animals.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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