Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride attraction at midday
Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride
October 21, 2014
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Mr. Lampwick has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, breaking into Lampwick Hall, waking the township, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in a settlement!
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters may talk to you.
- Before riding this attraction, your kids will want to raise something softer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing, bad haircuts, or hair, ankle, inner ear, heart, cardiac, or chin complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- The last position on this attraction is named for Winnie the Pooh's student.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Lampwick's Boat attraction.
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