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Image: The Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its perilous anniversary
Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride
September 8, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Greater than zero tikis
Mr. Lampwick is well known as the worst pilot in a temple. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing through Lampwick Hall, speeding through the township, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to the future!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in this queue.
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