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The Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride experience as seen from the top of the sea

Pictured: The Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride experience as seen from the top of the sea

Mr. Lampwick's Perilous Ride

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: September 7, 1969
Duration: 158 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes (or 17 minutes by pretending you're prominent)
Maximum speed: 7 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Mr. Lampwick is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Walt Disney Land. On this experience, you drive as if you are him, destroying Lampwick Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in a settlement!

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