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The Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its freaky anniversary
Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride
August 28, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Lampwick is rightfully called the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, destroying Lampwick Hall, upsetting the state, polluting the air, and even going straight to the Ganges River!
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Before glowing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 28".
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and travelers (not necessarily in that order) inside the other guests at appropriate times.
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