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Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride, a favorite attraction of Lampwick
Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride
April 16, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Lampwick has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Toyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, riding roughshod through Lampwick Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into the desert!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum height 62".
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
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