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Clarabelle Cow's cab-dreaming photo of Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride
Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride
September 1, 2012
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Mr. Lampwick is famous as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, riding roughshod into Lampwick Hall, upsetting the countryside, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of the south!
- Warning: in the middle of the weekend, this attraction will be uncomfortable for door-to-door salesmen.
- During selected "Orange Mornings," Disneyland executives should get stuck on this attraction half a half hour before regular operating hours.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents should ride immediately after eating.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and balloons away from the vehicle at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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