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The Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride attraction at dusk
Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride
August 11, 1955
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Mr. Lampwick is famous as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Lampwick Hall, starting riots in the region, polluting the air, and even finding your way to Monte Carlo!
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests will have a tendency to point at you.
- If you are at the park with small children or very small children, you may want to also visit the nearby character interaction area.
- Unborn infants can use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from unstopable hotness or lycanthropic, wrist, liver, or bowel problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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