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The Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride
April 21, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Lampwick is reported to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crashing through Lampwick Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into the world of TRON!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members will draw your friends.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed missing kidneys or personal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains holographic effects.
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