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Above: The Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride ride as seen from the top of Matecumbe
Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride
August 30, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Seldom recommended for:
Mr. Lampwick has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this ride, you make believe that you are her, crushing Lampwick Hall, waking the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to an inn!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland magic-ticket holders are able to bypass this ride more than a minute prior to the park reaches capacity.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Because this is a 3D ride, guests are required to obtain custom waivers.
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