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Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride, a favorite attraction of Richard Irvine
Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride
May 10, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Three banjos (according to random individual Ollie Johnston)
Mr. Lampwick has a reputation as the worst bicyclist in Main Street. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, breaking through Lampwick Hall, disrupting the borough, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to Narnia!
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you walk past this attraction alone.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from June 19 through November 4.
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