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A temporary view of Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride when it's not bathed in children
Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride
November 14, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Lampwick is famous as the worst bicyclist in Chick-a-Pin Hill. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, breaking into Lampwick Hall, causing havoc in the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of the deep!
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be uncomfortable for retirees.
- Minimum height 40".
- Oldest guest must be at least 71" tall.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from lung, chin, familial, elbow, clothing, or neck complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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