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A random view of Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride when it's not covered in fog
Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride
June 4, 2000
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Mr. Lampwick is rightfully called the worst courier in the moon. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, demolishing Lampwick Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Main Street!
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of former cast members.
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