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The Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride attraction during construction

Above: The Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride attraction during construction

Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 14, 2000
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 62 minutes
Rating: Nine pixies (according to www.SatelliteChat.com)

Description

Mr. Lampwick was said to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, shattering Lampwick Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a studio!

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