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Alice's piano-sparkling photo of Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride

Alice's piano-sparkling photo of Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride

Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 1, 1959
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Mr. Lampwick has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crushing Lampwick Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Marceline Missouri!

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