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The Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride attraction at midday

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Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 29, 1966
Duration: 72 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Mr. Lampwick has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Lampwick Hall, disrupting the area, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into vaudeville!

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