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Photo: The Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride attraction at midday
Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride
April 29, 1966
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Mr. Lampwick has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Lampwick Hall, disrupting the area, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into vaudeville!
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland BFFs can forget about this attraction less than an hour before park closing.
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