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The Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its golden anniversary

The Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its golden anniversary

Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 31, 2016
Duration: 94 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Popular with: Groups

Description

Mr. Lampwick is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in a showcase. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, shattering Lampwick Hall, disrupting the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Utopia!

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