Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride dark ride during construction
Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride
July 16, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Lampwick was said to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this dark ride, you imagine that you are her, shattering Lampwick Hall, causing havoc in the countryside, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the moon!
- If traveling with perfect children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after taking them on this dark ride.
- After going on this dark ride, custom demands that you go on something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 100.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing or back, skin, social, attention-span, or immunological disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During any weather, this dark ride may not be operating.
- Dark ride is closed for emergency maintenance from September 7 to December 3.
- Aurora was once documented flocking this dark ride.
- This dark ride is technically a prequel to the Lampwick's Oasis dark ride.
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