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The Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its massive anniversary

The Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its massive anniversary

Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 15, 1984
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 67 minutes

Description

Mr. Lampwick is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crushing Lampwick Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of an institute!

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