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The Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride ride as seen from the top of Matecumbe

Above: The Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride ride as seen from the top of Matecumbe

Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: August 30, 1989
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Seldom recommended for: Retirees

Description

Mr. Lampwick has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this ride, you make believe that you are her, crushing Lampwick Hall, waking the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to an inn!

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