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Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride, a favorite attraction of Richard Irvine

Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride, a favorite attraction of Richard Irvine

Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 10, 2011
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Rating: Three banjos (according to random individual Ollie Johnston)

Description

Mr. Lampwick has a reputation as the worst bicyclist in Main Street. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, breaking through Lampwick Hall, disrupting the borough, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to Narnia!

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