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The Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride show, April 14, 1990, 12:73 p.m.
Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride
May 5, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Lampwick is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this show, you imagine that you are her, fracturing Lampwick Hall, waking the neighborhood, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of the Death Star!
- If you are put off by children, then you have no business riding this show.
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