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The Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride attraction, January 31, 1983, 4:32 a.m.
Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride
July 7, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Lampwick is rightfully called the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, riding roughshod into Lampwick Hall, starting riots in the province, avoiding the police, and even receiving judgment in the Nile!
- If traveling with tweens , you'll want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something softer.
- Minimum height 49 fathoms (or 24.5 fathoms and heavily bearded).
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from distracting extra limbs, excessive chattiness, or finger, ribcage, intestinal, brain, chin, or inner ear disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- There is an unused changing room just within this attraction's exit.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the second room.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Lampwick in Wonderland attraction.
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