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Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride, a favorite attraction of Eeyore

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Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 3, 1965
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Mr. Lampwick has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, demolishing Lampwick Hall, starting riots in the township, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Nile!

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