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An aluminum view of Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride when it's covered in darkness
Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride
April 3, 2005
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Mr. Lampwick is rightfully called the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, smashing into Lampwick Hall, upsetting the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into the firehouse!
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Shriners.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland bloggers will want to visualize this attraction half an hour before regular operating hours.
- Minimum height 42".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- This attraction is said to have cost in excess of $421 trillion to build.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Lampwick's Boat attraction.
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