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Alice's piano-sparkling photo of Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride
Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride
September 1, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Lampwick has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crushing Lampwick Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Marceline Missouri!
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to queue up for this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too intense for children and some adults.
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