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The Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride attraction at park closing
Mr. Lampwick's Largely Random Ride
September 24, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Lampwick is well known as the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing into Lampwick Hall, upsetting the province, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in Mexico!
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from trendy clothing, felony convictions, or bowel, wrist, skin, fingernail, or attention-span disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During hail, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and balloons (not necessarily in that order) within the entangling vines at appropriate times if you want to keep them.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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