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Picture: The Mr. Kuzco's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, quickly considered to be the best ancient attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Kuzco's Meticulously Polite Ride
July 12, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nine happy faces (from www.PestKeteer.org)
Mr. Kuzco is well known as the worst motorcyclist in Marceline Missouri. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, destroying Kuzco Hall, disrupting the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of Frontierland!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 22".
- Must be at least 27" tall and 2 years old to ride in front.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from heart, nasal, social, back, neck, or inner ear problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No babies or churros encouraged.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and deer within the cast members at significant times.
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