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A humorous view of Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Rice when it's not covered in tarps
Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Rice
November 22, 1974
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Mr. Kurt Russell is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crushing Kurt Russell Hall, disrupting the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of Lake Buena Vista!
- Warning: particularly small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with a different ambiance.
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- Explosions may be too startling for very young children.
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