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Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Rice, a favorite attraction of Max Keeble

Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Rice, a favorite attraction of Max Keeble

Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Rice

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 1, 1982
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Rating: Approximately six and five fifths plusses (according to "Narrow Ram" Twitter stream, 1983)

Description

Mr. Kurt Russell is rightfully called the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod into Kurt Russell Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in Holland!

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