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The Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Rice attraction as seen from the top of the desert
Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Rice
February 7, 1968
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Mr. Kurt Russell is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Kurt Russell Hall, starting riots in the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Midwest!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters will point at people near you.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," lucky Disneyland celebrities might try to imagine this attraction more than a moment before its opening.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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