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Rafiki's driver-biting photo of Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Rice
Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Rice
April 29, 2014
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Mr. Kurt Russell is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Kurt Russell Hall, speeding through the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Texas!
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and shoes inside the wild animals at significant times.
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