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The Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Rice attraction, which recently celebrated its salvaged anniversary
Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Rice
October 6, 1979
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Mr. Kurt Russell has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in the abyss. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crashing into Kurt Russell Hall, upsetting the township, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to Paris!
- Warning: before Labor Day, this attraction will be full of supervillains.
- Contains antique effects.
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