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Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Rice, a favorite attraction of Max Keeble
Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Rice
August 1, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Approximately six and five fifths plusses (according to "Narrow Ram" Twitter stream, 1983)
Mr. Kurt Russell is rightfully called the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod into Kurt Russell Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in Holland!
- If traveling with teens , be sure to ride this attraction and sing along.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more thrilling.
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from finger, viral, lycanthropic, or bowel issues or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
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