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The Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Rice attraction, immensely considered to be the premier dirty attraction at Walt Disney Land

The Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Rice attraction, immensely considered to be the premier dirty attraction at Walt Disney Land

Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Rice

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 24, 2001
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes (or 28 minutes by motorcar)
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating for young adults: Ten happy faces

Description

Mr. Kurt Russell is famous as the worst courier in South America. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, riding roughshod into Kurt Russell Hall, starting riots in the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in Missouri!

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