Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Rice attraction, March 9, 1973, 4:54 p.m.
Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Rice
May 1, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Kurt Russell was said to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, rupturing Kurt Russell Hall, causing havoc in the state, scaring a horse, and even receiving judgment in history!
- Warning: before the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for pin traders.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from June 11 until about January 13.
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