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The Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Rice attraction as seen from the top of the desert

The Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Rice attraction as seen from the top of the desert

Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Rice

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 7, 1968
Duration: Ceaseless
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating: Two thumbs up

Description

Mr. Kurt Russell is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Kurt Russell Hall, starting riots in the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Midwest!

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