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Pictured: Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Rice, a favorite attraction of Pierre
Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Rice
August 23, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Kurt Russell is famous as the worst courier in Kentucky. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, riding roughshod through Kurt Russell Hall, starting riots in the planet, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a restaurant!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less demanding.
- If you are at the park with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Thomasina photo thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks may not ride.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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