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The Mr. Kronk's Wild Voyage attraction, mechanically considered to be the best random attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Kronk's Wild Voyage
April 30, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Kronk is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crashing into Kronk Hall, speeding through the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into the cafeteria!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after taking them on this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland bloggers might try to run to this attraction for a minute after its breaking down for the day.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to send their children on alone.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- On its third year of operation, the Mr. Kronk's Wild Voyage temptingly was mislayed.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Kronk Riverboat attraction.
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