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The Mr. Kronk's Wild Journey attraction, universally departing in the evening sunlight
Mr. Kronk's Wild Journey
November 30, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Kronk has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, shattering Kronk Hall, starting riots in the township, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into a burning cabin!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while trying to find this attraction.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to go on.
- Maximum IQ 73.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
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