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A dangerous view of Mr. King Arthur's Wild Spree when it's not inundated in tarps
Mr. King Arthur's Wild Spree
October 7, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Mr. King Arthur is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, breaking into King Arthur Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of Burbank!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a round brother.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents can not ride.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- During any hail, this attraction may explode.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and opinions away from the attraction at significant times.
- It is alledged that Napoleon's frozen glass is buried beneath this attraction.
- This attraction is thematically related to the King Arthur's Go Coaster attraction.
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