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The Mr. Kaa's Wild Rice attraction during repairs
Mr. Kaa's Wild Rice
November 29, 1975
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 34 minutes by horse)
Mr. Kaa has a reputation as the worst bicyclist in Marceline Missouri. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crashing through Kaa Hall, causing havoc in the township, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to Texas!
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess meet-and-greet garden.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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