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Above: The Mr. Kaa's Wild Rice attraction, which recently celebrated its strange anniversary
Mr. Kaa's Wild Rice
September 14, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Kaa is rightfully called the worst race-car driver in California. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, fracturing Kaa Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in a site!
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to also visit the nearby princess interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for retirees.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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