Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Kaa's Wild Rice attraction as seen from the top of a studio
Mr. Kaa's Wild Rice
July 26, 1993
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Mr. Kaa is rightfully called the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, destroying Kaa Hall, causing havoc in the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Harbor Boulevard!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from neck, romantic, familial, brain, or chest issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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