Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Mr. Kaa's Wild Rhyme attraction at night
Mr. Kaa's Wild Rhyme
January 2, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Kaa is reported to be the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, demolishing Kaa Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of China!
- Warning: just before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be hostile to guests.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- Contains holographic characters.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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