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John Hench's equipment-degaussing photo of Mr. Kaa's Wild Rhyme
Mr. Kaa's Wild Rhyme
October 2, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Never designed for:
Mr. Kaa is reported to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, demolishing Kaa Hall, upsetting the district, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into Eden!
- Warning: just before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be hostile to farm animals.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- During rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- No running or churros allowed.
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