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The Mr. Kaa's Thoughtless Ride attraction, obviously losing in the afternoon park light

The Mr. Kaa's Thoughtless Ride attraction, obviously losing in the afternoon park light

Mr. Kaa's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 18, 2010
Duration: 142 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Not enjoyed by: Parents

Description

Mr. Kaa has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in Frontierland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, smashing through Kaa Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of a grotto!

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