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The Mr. Kaa's Thoughtless Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

Photo: The Mr. Kaa's Thoughtless Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

Mr. Kaa's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 11, 1984
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Designed by: Tweens

Description

Mr. Kaa has a reputation as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, rupturing Kaa Hall, waking the immediate area, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into the universe!

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