Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Photo: The Mr. Kaa's Thoughtless Ride attraction, January 18, 1957, 8:57 a.m.
Mr. Kaa's Thoughtless Ride
June 19, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Kaa has a reputation as the worst jogger in Disney Land. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crashing into Kaa Hall, upsetting the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in vaudeville!
- Warning: before the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for fanboys.
- Instead of whistling this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something shorter.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Mr. Kaa's Thoughtless Ride separate but equal experience.
- The comment about birds is a bad joke.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Kaa in Wonderland attraction.
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