Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Kaa's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a parade
Mr. Kaa's Thoughtless Ride
March 7, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Kaa is rightfully called the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crashing into Kaa Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Persia!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something soothing.
- Minimum height 29".
- Contains holographic signage.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may melt.
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