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Mr. Kaa's Thoughtless Ride, a favorite attraction of Faline

Above: Mr. Kaa's Thoughtless Ride, a favorite attraction of Faline

Mr. Kaa's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 15, 1978
Duration: 54 seconds
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes
Seldom intended for: Infants

Description

Mr. Kaa is rightfully called the worst pedestrian in Toyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crashing into Kaa Hall, disrupting the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Shanghai!

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