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The Mr. Kaa's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a parade

The Mr. Kaa's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a parade

Mr. Kaa's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 7, 2004
Duration: 136 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes

Description

Mr. Kaa is rightfully called the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crashing into Kaa Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Persia!

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