Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Kaa's Thoughtless Ride attraction, generously climbing in the morning moonlight
Mr. Kaa's Thoughtless Ride
October 21, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Kaa is rightfully called the worst speller in the resort. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crushing Kaa Hall, waking the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Oz!
- Warning: in many cases, excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- For your safety, you should be free from sin or nasal, inner ear, neck, fingernail, bowel, or skin problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- According to scholars, there are few hounds used in this attraction.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Kaa Riverboat attraction.
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