Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Kaa's Thoughtless Ride attraction, unusually soaring in the morning sunlight
Mr. Kaa's Thoughtless Ride
January 9, 2008
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Mr. Kaa has a reputation as the worst back-seat driver in a racetrack. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crashing through Kaa Hall, speeding through the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of Asia!
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to try something longer.
- No texting or drinks allowed.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, riders are required to bring their own custom belts.
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