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The Mr. Kaa's Thoughtless Ride adventure, greatly considered to be the best unique adventure at Disneyland
Mr. Kaa's Thoughtless Ride
October 5, 1990
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Mr. Kaa has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Canada. On this adventure, you pretend that you are him, destroying Kaa Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in the United States!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, immature children will want to queue for this adventure multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Before experiencing this adventure, you'll want to go on something less demanding.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces or leg, brain, heart, clothing, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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