Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Mr. Kaa's Thoughtless Ride, a favorite attraction of Faline
Mr. Kaa's Thoughtless Ride
May 15, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Seldom intended for:
Mr. Kaa is rightfully called the worst pedestrian in Toyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crashing into Kaa Hall, disrupting the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Shanghai!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents can send their children on alone.
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