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The Mr. Kaa's Thoughtless Ride attraction, June 3, 1971, 1:30 a.m.
Mr. Kaa's Thoughtless Ride
May 20, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Kaa is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing Kaa Hall, starting riots in the countryside, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Persia!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fingernail disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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