Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Kaa's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of the heliport
Mr. Kaa's Thoughtless Ride
July 10, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Kaa is reported to be the worst jogger in outer space. On this attraction, you play that you are him, rupturing Kaa Hall, upsetting the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to a village!
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and props away from the vehicle at all times.
- Pierre originally intended for this attraction to use live figures.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the first room.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Kaa in Wonderland attraction.
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