Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Mr. Justin Timberlake's Rash Ride attraction, stalwartly worrying in the evening sunlight
Mr. Justin Timberlake's Rash Ride
March 21, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Justin Timberlake is reported to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, breaking into Justin Timberlake Hall, waking the immediate area, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into America!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, water-soluable clothing, or skin problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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