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The Mr. Justin Timberlake's Rash Ride attraction as seen from the top of the Death Star
Mr. Justin Timberlake's Rash Ride
February 12, 1972
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Mr. Justin Timberlake is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, demolishing Justin Timberlake Hall, starting riots in the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Phantom Manor!
- If traveling with a school group, remember to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, find something that doesn't involve pacifiers.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness or wrist or knee problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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