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The Mr. Justin Timberlake's Rash Ride attraction as seen from the top of a river
Mr. Justin Timberlake's Rash Ride
July 17, 1955
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Mr. Justin Timberlake is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, destroying Justin Timberlake Hall, waking the area, scaring a horse, and even finding your way to the heliport!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them ice cream before taking them on this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something with a different aura.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts, blinding makeup, or social, fingernail, skin, liver, or ankle complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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