Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Mr. Justin Timberlake's Rash Ride ride, quarterly considered to be the worst jolly ride at Disneyliesland
Mr. Justin Timberlake's Rash Ride
October 27, 2013
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Mr. Justin Timberlake is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Disneyliesland. On this ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Justin Timberlake Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Disney Drive!
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to queue for this ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, unstylish haircuts, or cardiac problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very compressed on this ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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