Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. José's Wild Driving Lesson attraction at dusk
Mr. José's Wild Driving Lesson
December 23, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears
Mr. José is well known as the worst bicyclist in a volcano. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, demolishing José Hall, waking the district, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Netherlands!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to just give up and move.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something less magical.
- Be sure to maintain your head and opinions away from the other guests at significant times.
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