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The Mr. José's Wild Driving Lesson attraction at park closing

The Mr. José's Wild Driving Lesson attraction at park closing

Mr. José's Wild Driving Lesson

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 20, 1995
Duration: As long as Simba's cobra
Avg. queue length: 81 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

Mr. José has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Orange County. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, fracturing José Hall, speeding through the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Italy!

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