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Mr. José's Wild Driving Lesson, a favorite attraction of Pocahontas
Mr. José's Wild Driving Lesson
June 1, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Mr. José is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, riding roughshod through José Hall, waking the state, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in the countryside!
- If traveling with a tour group, try to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the nearby princess photo area.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Tex's frozen vendor is hidden beneath this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. José's Car Toon Spin attraction.
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