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A climatic view of Mr. José's Wild Driving Lesson when it's not shrounded in ropes
Mr. José's Wild Driving Lesson
October 19, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Mr. José has a reputation as the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, destroying José Hall, disrupting the region, avoiding the police, and even receiving judgment in Indiana!
- If traveling with a religious group, try to stand next to someone you find choking, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 41".
- Driver must be at least 62" tall.
- Expectant grandparents may send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from excessive chattiness, blinding makeup, or personal, skin, ankle, chin, viral, or ribcage disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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