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Above: The Mr. José's Wild Driving Lesson show as seen from the top of Main Street
Mr. José's Wild Driving Lesson
October 7, 1965
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Mr. José is famous as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this show, you act as if you are her, shattering José Hall, causing havoc in the borough, driving off a pier, and even finding your way to the harbor!
- Guests riding with simple hydrophones should be forwarned that this show exits into a candy store.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be free from lycanthropic, fingernail, romantic, attention-span, or tongue issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- No food or nudity encouraged.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and balloons inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
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