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Below: The Mr. José's Wild Driving Lesson ride, oddly scathing in the afternoon sunlight
Mr. José's Wild Driving Lesson
October 7, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Mr. José has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst speller in Disneyland. On this ride, you imagine that you are him, rupturing José Hall, causing havoc in the district, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into a place!
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders are apt to point at you.
- Minimum height 29".
- Annoyance may occur.
- No babies or dawdling allowed.
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