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The Mr. José's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, January 7, 2014, 12:46 a.m.
Mr. José's Wild Driving Lesson
April 5, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Mr. José was said to be the worst unicyclist in a river. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crashing into José Hall, disrupting the district, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in a canyon!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your safety, you should be free from knee, viral, nasal, familial, or social complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No dancing or singing along permitted.
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