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Mr. José's Wild Driving Lesson, a favorite attraction of Dumbo

Mr. José's Wild Driving Lesson, a favorite attraction of Dumbo

Mr. José's Wild Driving Lesson

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 12, 2008
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Recommended for: Drunks

Description

Mr. José has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, demolishing José Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into the primeval world!

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