Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. José's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, April 9, 2011, 11:17 a.m.
Mr. José's Wild Driving Lesson
April 4, 2012
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Mr. José is rightfully called the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing José Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of Tivoli Gardens!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After riding this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for children and some adults.
- Attraction veterans maintain a secret journal in which is detailed the descriptions of all the characters who have been stranded on this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. José Tribute attraction.
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