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Above: The Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Wreck attraction, which recently celebrated its technological anniversary
Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Wreck
July 10, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Mr. John Lasseter is well known as the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crashing into John Lasseter Hall, starting riots in the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in the cafeteria!
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to Shriners.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your health, you should be free from religious restrictions or stomach complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No dancing or churros permitted.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and glasses away from the attraction at significant times.
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