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Lizzie McGuire's zebra-dazzling photo of Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Wreck
Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Wreck
August 2, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Mr. John Lasseter has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in Persia. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, fracturing John Lasseter Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to a town!
- Because it is so popular, it is best to experience this attraction in the evening.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for young children and some adults.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from delusions, fear of closed spaces, or stomach issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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