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Incredible's Hawaiian-screeching photo of Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Wreck
Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Wreck
September 8, 2007
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 39 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Mr. John Lasseter has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crushing John Lasseter Hall, disrupting the state, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of Orange County!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream before telling them that this attraction exists.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and strollers away from the wild animals at significant times.
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