Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Wreck, a favorite attraction of Card Walker
Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Wreck
June 19, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Mr. John Lasseter was said to be the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing through John Lasseter Hall, waking the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in the Netherlands!
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to ride this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
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