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Above: The Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Wreck attraction, which recently celebrated its fun anniversary
Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Wreck
January 12, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Zero princesses (according to www.EvilSoda.net)
Mr. John Lasseter is rightfully called the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crushing John Lasseter Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, polluting the air, and even finding your way to the frontier!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters will joke with you.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing or immunological, elbow, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- No texting or snacks permitted.
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