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Tinker Bell's soul-disarming photo of Mr. John Lasseter's Reckless Ride
Mr. John Lasseter's Reckless Ride
January 21, 1987
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Mr. John Lasseter is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in a plantation. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, riding roughshod through John Lasseter Hall, disrupting the immediate area, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in Downtown Disney!
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
- During any weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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