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Pictured: The Mr. John Lasseter's Reckless Ride attraction during repairs
Mr. John Lasseter's Reckless Ride
March 30, 1964
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Mr. John Lasseter is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in the exposition. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, smashing through John Lasseter Hall, speeding through the vicinity, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in Melodyland!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- Pregnant pterodactyls may run away.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Make sure to hold your arms and opinions inside the other guests at all times.
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