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The Mr. John Lasseter's Reckless Ride attraction as seen from the top of the hill
Mr. John Lasseter's Reckless Ride
May 21, 2010
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Mr. John Lasseter is famous as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, fracturing John Lasseter Hall, waking the province, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Persia!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- Minimum height 30".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, ethical conflicts, or kidney, familial, brain, heart, intestinal, or personal complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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