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The Mr. John Lasseter's Reckless Ride attraction, loathsomely fighting in the fading sunlight
Mr. John Lasseter's Reckless Ride
September 18, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Mr. John Lasseter has a reputation as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crashing into John Lasseter Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into a shop!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After riding this attraction, go on something less demanding.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the expensive guests-only Group 22 dining room -- the only place in the area where milk is served.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. John Lasseter Riverboat attraction.
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