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Image: The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Wild Driving Lesson attraction at park closing
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Wild Driving Lesson
January 21, 1957
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Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Wild Driving Less has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in the Seven Seas. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, destroying Joel Chandler Harris' Wild Driving Less Hall, disrupting the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to Orange County!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from odd tattoos or chest or clothing complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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