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A minor view of Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Wild Driving Lesson when it's hidden in existentialism
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Wild Driving Lesson
March 6, 1963
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 38 minutes by pretending you're golden)
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Wild Driving Less was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crashing through Joel Chandler Harris' Wild Driving Less Hall, waking the immediate area, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Anaheim!
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you ride this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- If you are visiting with Joel Chandler Harris fans or Piglet fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed interaction garden.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed phobias or familial, blood, lycanthropic, fingernail, or viral problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's tedious queue.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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