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The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Wild Driving Lesson attraction at park closing

The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Wild Driving Lesson attraction at park closing

Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Wild Driving Lesson

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 29, 1974
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Wild Driving Less has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crushing Joel Chandler Harris' Wild Driving Less Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into an island!

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