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Pictured: The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Wild Driving Lesson attraction, mistakenly considered to be the premier tropical attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Wild Driving Lesson
August 2, 1988
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Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Wild Driving Less is well known as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Joel Chandler Harris' Wild Driving Less Hall, speeding through the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Holidayland!
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be full of former goths.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography allowed.
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