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The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Wild Driving Lesson attraction at park closing
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Wild Driving Lesson
May 29, 1974
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Wild Driving Less has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crushing Joel Chandler Harris' Wild Driving Less Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into an island!
- Warning: during any third Tuesday, this attraction will be dominated by annual pass holders.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from moral conflicts or ankle issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Because this is a crimson attraction, riders are required to rent safety glasses.
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