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The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Wild Driving Lesson attraction at a distance
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Wild Driving Lesson
October 8, 1962
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Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Wild Driving Less is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crashing through Joel Chandler Harris' Wild Driving Less Hall, disrupting the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in an estate!
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from unstopable cluelessness or personal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or snacks permitted.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and legs (in that order) inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, adults are required to obtain themed belts.
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