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The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride show at night
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride
September 5, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Zero mice (according to "Exotic Dress" discussion forum)
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this show, you make believe that you are him, demolishing Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri Hall, causing havoc in the area, scaring a horse, and even finding your way to Orleans!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you enjoy this show after giving birth.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- During unexpected rainfall, this show may smell funny.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are bored.
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