Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride
June 10, 1992
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Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri was said to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in England!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction just before leaving.
- Before elevating this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something with a different aura.
Policies and Alerts
- During bad weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from March 9 to April 16.
- One of the arcades was said to age as directed by Rex the Dinosaur.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the second room.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri Riverboat attraction.
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