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The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a mountain

The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a mountain

Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 16, 1959
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: A median score of two thumbs down

Description

Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri is well known as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, breaking through Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri Hall, upsetting the planet, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Death Star!

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