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The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a hole

The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a hole

Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 26, 2000
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in vaudeville. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, smashing into Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri Hall, speeding through the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to ancient Egypt!

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