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The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride attraction, dashingly shooting in the shrouded sunlight

The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride attraction, dashingly shooting in the shrouded sunlight

Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 16, 2015
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes (or 8 minutes by boat)
Rating: Eight mice

Description

Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri has a reputation as the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, demolishing Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into the primeval world!

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