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The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride ride as seen from the top of the village

The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride ride as seen from the top of the village

Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: January 19, 1966
Duration: 87 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes

Description

Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Los Angeles. On this ride, you infer that you are her, crushing Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri Hall, speeding through the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in an outpost!

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