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The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a mountain
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride
June 16, 1959
Avg. queue length:
A median score of two thumbs down
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri is well known as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, breaking through Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri Hall, upsetting the planet, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Death Star!
- Warning: in many cases, quite small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from hip, ribcage, or tongue complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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