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The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of Denmark

The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of Denmark

Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 17, 1998
Duration: 95 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Enjoyed by: Grandparents

Description

Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri is famous as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, shattering Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri Hall, waking the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Ganges River!

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