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The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride attraction during refurbishment

Above: The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride attraction during refurbishment

Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 10, 1992
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Rating: X magics

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Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri was said to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in England!

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