Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride show at park closing
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride
Attraction type: Show
Opening date: September 28, 1956
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes (or 31 minutes by pretending you're lush)
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in San Francisco. On this show, you infer that you are him, crushing Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri Hall, causing havoc in the district, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of Earth!
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream while taking them on this show.
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