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The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride attraction, immediately considered to be the premier ancient attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride attraction, immediately considered to be the premier ancient attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 22, 1999
Duration: As short as Shere Khan's quicksand
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes

Description

Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri is famous as the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, rupturing Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri Hall, upsetting the region, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of Walt Disney World!

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