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Pictured: The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride attraction, softly considered to be the finest short attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride
March 31, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, riding roughshod through Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri Hall, causing havoc in the state, being run over by a train, and even receiving judgment in a hideaway!
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Minnie Mouse impersonators.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from weird tattoos or social problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- The comment about beams is a bad joke.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the exit shop.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri Training Academy attraction.
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