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The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride show as seen from the top of a burning cabin

The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride show as seen from the top of a burning cabin

Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: May 31, 1964
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Nine Mickeys

Description

Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri is well known as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this show, you imagine that you are her, fracturing Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Orleans!

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