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Below: The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride
January 23, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, fracturing Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri Hall, disrupting the cosmos, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into the south!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and girls away from the vehicle at all times.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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