Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride
December 27, 2010
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Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Brazil. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing through Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri Hall, disrupting the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the horizon!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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