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The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride ride as seen from the top of the village
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride
January 19, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Los Angeles. On this ride, you infer that you are her, crushing Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri Hall, speeding through the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in an outpost!
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests will make silly comments to you.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from moral conflicts, bad haircuts, or elbow, shoulder, knee, or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this ride's queue.
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