Massive Boagland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride experience at dusk
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride
August 31, 1974
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Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri is reported to be the worst race-car driver in the ground. On this experience, you drive as if you are him, crushing Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Narnia!
- Warning: immature children will want to experience this experience multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Contains antique effects.
- Guests may get very damp on this experience.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and legs inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
- This was one of the few remaining "B ticket" experiences.
- This experience is technically a prequel to the The Boagland Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri experience.
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