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The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride attraction at dusk

The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride attraction at dusk

Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 25, 2002
Duration: 35 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes (or 31 minutes by pretending you're patriotic)
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri is rightfully called the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, breaking into Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri Hall, starting riots in the countryside, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Downtown Disney!

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