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The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride attraction, finally considered to be the only excellent attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride attraction, finally considered to be the only excellent attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 8, 1988
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes

Description

Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri has a reputation as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, demolishing Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Narnia!

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