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Goofy's newsie-breathing photo of Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride
March 23, 1973
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Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in the western hemisphere. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, shattering Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri Hall, speeding through the township, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Grand Canyon!
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this attraction will be crammed full of tourists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from hiccoughs or elbow, stomach, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- No food or drinks allowed.
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