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Goofy's newsie-breathing photo of Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride

Goofy's newsie-breathing photo of Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride

Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 23, 1973
Duration: 90 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in the western hemisphere. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, shattering Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri Hall, speeding through the township, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Grand Canyon!

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