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Above: Cubby O'Brien's teacher-dooming photo of Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride
September 8, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crushing Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri Hall, causing havoc in the state, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Seven Seas!
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may zoom if you don't let them.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- Make sure to keep your arms and glasses inside the vehicle at appropriate times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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