Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride attraction, October 24, 1969, 7:77 p.m.
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride
November 3, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Tivoli Gardens. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, rupturing Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri Hall, speeding through the vicinity, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of a theater!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Information
- During any weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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