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Above: The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride attraction, finally considered to be the only excellent attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride
August 8, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri has a reputation as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, demolishing Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Narnia!
- If it's your birthday, other guests may point at you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum height 61".
- Pregnant snowballs may particularly want to not ride.
- Contains strobe-light images.
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