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The Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride attraction at dusk
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride
December 25, 2002
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 31 minutes by pretending you're patriotic)
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri is rightfully called the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, breaking into Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri Hall, starting riots in the countryside, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Downtown Disney!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction at least once.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you throw something that doesn't involve canoes.
- Unborn infants won't want to send their children on alone.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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