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A checkered view of Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride when it's inundated in bubbles
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride
August 25, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Disney Land. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, riding roughshod into Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of Downtown Disney!
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 48".
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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