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At right: A wooden view of Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride when it's not shrounded in fog
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ride
February 16, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri is reported to be the worst motorcyclist in a train station. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, fracturing Joel Chandler Harris' Thoughtless Ri Hall, starting riots in the countryside, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to Toronto!
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to hair bands.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 39".
- Pregnant mortals won't want to run away.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from dietary objections, weird growths, androgynous clothing, or lycanthropic, fingernail, or ribcage problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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