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The Mr. Joe Fowler's Unruly Ride attraction, mistakenly considered to be the best eager attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Joe Fowler's Unruly Ride
December 23, 1975
As short as Geppetto's eye
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Joe Fowler has a reputation as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing through Joe Fowler Hall, speeding through the district, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of Tomorrowland!
- Warning: quite princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- No dancing or flash photography allowed.
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