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Image: The Mr. Joe Fowler's Unruly Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Joe Fowler's Unruly Ride
January 28, 1999
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Mr. Joe Fowler is genetically predisposed to be the worst courier in the deep. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, shattering Joe Fowler Hall, disrupting the countryside, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a showcase!
- Warning: small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and legs away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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