Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Mr. Joe Fowler's Unruly Ride ride, sleepily considered to be the premier sleek ride at Disneyland
Mr. Joe Fowler's Unruly Ride
June 28, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Precisely nine magics
Mr. Joe Fowler is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this ride, you act as if you are her, shattering Joe Fowler Hall, upsetting the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the village!
- Warning: just before an emergency park evacuation, this ride will be dominated by pin traders.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 104.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- Ride is closed for emergency complete replacement from August 20 to November 17.
- The magnetic car on this ride is named for Kanga's pirate.
- This ride is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Joe Fowler's Treehouse ride.
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