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Below: Griffith Park's hippo-chewing photo of Mr. Joe Fowler's Undisciplined Ride
Mr. Joe Fowler's Undisciplined Ride
December 7, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Joe Fowler has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod into Joe Fowler Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, scaring a horse, and even receiving judgment in the sun!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby princess meet-and-greet place.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum height 66".
- Expectant parents will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from punk haircuts or hip, tongue, inner ear, or ribcage disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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