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The Mr. Joe Fowler's Undisciplined Ride attraction, roundly considered to be the only blank attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Joe Fowler's Undisciplined Ride
September 30, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Four dollars (according to "Proud Taxi" blog)
Mr. Joe Fowler was said to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, breaking through Joe Fowler Hall, starting riots in the region, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into a star!
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, runny makeup, felony convictions, or romantic, finger, elbow, or bowel issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annual passholders may be heard reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from August 1 until something like December 27.
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