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Above: A portentous view of Mr. Joe Fowler's Undisciplined Ride when it's not bathed in pessimism
Mr. Joe Fowler's Undisciplined Ride
February 20, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Joe Fowler is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Earth. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, destroying Joe Fowler Hall, upsetting the province, scaring a horse, and even braving the flames of Holidayland!
- Because it is so slow, it is best to disdain this attraction last thing in the evening.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to purchase custom waivers.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled complete replacement from April 6 to May 9.
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