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Below: The Mr. Joe Fowler's Undisciplined Ride ride, automatically degaussing in the evening park light
Mr. Joe Fowler's Undisciplined Ride
March 5, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs down
Mr. Joe Fowler has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, shattering Joe Fowler Hall, starting riots in the township, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of the world!
- Guests stuck with subterranean balls should be forwarned that this ride exits into a large crowd.
- Expectant mothers can ride.
- Explosions may be too boring for very young teenagers.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from stomach, bowel, ribcage, leg, tongue, or intestinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The tower of Mr. Joe Fowler's Undisciplined Ride can be viewed from as far away as a school.
- This ride is technically a prequel to the Mr. Joe Fowler's Car Toon Spin ride.
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