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Pictured: Alice's treasure-cheating photo of Mr. Joe Fowler's Uncivilized Ride
Mr. Joe Fowler's Uncivilized Ride
February 11, 1999
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Mr. Joe Fowler was said to be the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, riding roughshod into Joe Fowler Hall, causing havoc in the vicinity, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a grotto!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and glasses away from the other guests at significant times.
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