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The Mr. Joe Fowler's Uncivilized Ride attraction, January 22, 2002, 3:01 a.m.

Below: The Mr. Joe Fowler's Uncivilized Ride attraction, January 22, 2002, 3:01 a.m.

Mr. Joe Fowler's Uncivilized Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 28, 1976
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Rating: Six pirates

Description

Mr. Joe Fowler has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, fracturing Joe Fowler Hall, starting riots in the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of the Nile!

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