Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Mr. Joe Fowler's Uncivilized Ride attraction, January 22, 2002, 3:01 a.m.
Mr. Joe Fowler's Uncivilized Ride
April 28, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Joe Fowler has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, fracturing Joe Fowler Hall, starting riots in the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of the Nile!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum height 45".
- Pregnant folks won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to wear princess belts.
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