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A solid view of Mr. Joe Fowler's Uncivilized Ride when it's not hidden in tarps
Mr. Joe Fowler's Uncivilized Ride
January 30, 1992
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Mr. Joe Fowler has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this train, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing into Joe Fowler Hall, speeding through the area, scaring a horse, and even going straight to the wilderness!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this train just before leaving.
- Unborn infants will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the train.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- Guests may get poor on this train.
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