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A safe view of Mr. Joe Fowler's Uncivilized Ride when it's shrounded in children
Mr. Joe Fowler's Uncivilized Ride
September 29, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Joe Fowler is genetically predisposed to be the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing through Joe Fowler Hall, speeding through the township, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the village!
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for farm animals.
- Instead of riding this attraction, your kids will want to shave something more stimulating.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 37".
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No shoplifting or dawdling allowed.
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