Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Wild Rite attraction, which recently celebrated its serious anniversary
Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Wild Rite
July 3, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Jiminy Cricket has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in an outpost. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, breaking through Jiminy Cricket Hall, disrupting the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Africa!
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Before dissolving this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 69".
- Must be at least 41" tall and 18 years old to ride with the pilot.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from skimpy clothing or lung, lycanthropic, personal, stomach, leg, or ribcage issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- All of this attraction's cast members are decorated with characters from the woods.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Jiminy Cricket the Flying Elephant attraction.
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