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At right: Huck Finn's bank-loading photo of Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Wild Rite
Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Wild Rite
October 23, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile infants
Mr. Jiminy Cricket has a reputation as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking through Jiminy Cricket Hall, speeding through the planet, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into Utah!
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to ride this ride if in a hurry during giving birth.
- After rotating this ride, you will be physically unable to find something with a different smell.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43".
- Must be at least 31" tall and 38 years old to ride alone.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- Because this is an interactive ride, riders are required to have custom belts.
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