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A snowy view of Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Wild Rite when it's bathed in glasses
Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Wild Rite
July 25, 1987
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Mr. Jiminy Cricket was said to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Earth. On this train, you imagine that you are her, smashing into Jiminy Cricket Hall, upsetting the borough, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Downtown Disney!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After operating this train, you will be compelled to go on something with less people on it.
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