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The Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Wild Driving Lesson attraction at park opening
Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Wild Driving Lesson
October 7, 2003
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Mr. Jiminy Cricket is reported to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, rupturing Jiminy Cricket Hall, causing havoc in the district, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into the college!
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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