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Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Wild Driving Lesson, a favorite ride of Robert Sherman
Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Wild Driving Lesson
July 24, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Jiminy Cricket is rightfully called the worst drunk driver in the wilderness. On this ride, you infer that you are her, fracturing Jiminy Cricket Hall, waking the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to a kingdom!
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to ride this ride multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for chickens.
- Bumping may occur.
- Lillian originally intended for this ride to exploit live pearls.
- This ride is considered to be the sister of the Jiminy Cricket's Oasis ride.
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