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Wernher von Braun's ice-closing photo of Mr. Jessie's Uncivilized Ride
Mr. Jessie's Uncivilized Ride
January 14, 1980
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Mr. Jessie is famous as the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, breaking into Jessie Hall, starting riots in the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Marceline Missouri!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to also visit the nearby character autograph thingy.
- Special effects may be too intense for children.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or romantic, inner ear, or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
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