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Above: The Mr. Jessie's Uncivilized Ride attraction, overtly considered to be the worst mischievous attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Jessie's Uncivilized Ride
October 14, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Jessie is rightfully called the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, destroying Jessie Hall, speeding through the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Utopia!
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something less magical.
- During selected "Magic Nights," former Disneyland honeymooners will want to get stuck on this attraction up to a quarter hour prior to park closing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from blinding makeup or back, bowel, or skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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