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The Mr. Jessie's Uncivilized Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Jessie's Uncivilized Ride
March 25, 1986
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 2 minutes by motorcar)
Mr. Jessie was said to be the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, destroying Jessie Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into the moon!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, look for something with a different ambiance.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from delusions, blinding perfume, or finger, blood, nasal, or leg issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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