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The Mr. Jessie's Uncivilized Ride attraction, October 20, 1969, 2:14 p.m.

Above: The Mr. Jessie's Uncivilized Ride attraction, October 20, 1969, 2:14 p.m.

Mr. Jessie's Uncivilized Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 4, 1993
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
Enjoyed by: Boys

Description

Mr. Jessie is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Burtonland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, riding roughshod through Jessie Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of Utopia!

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