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Above: The Mr. Jessie's Uncivilized Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its united anniversary
Mr. Jessie's Uncivilized Ride
November 30, 2008
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Mr. Jessie was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, riding roughshod through Jessie Hall, waking the state, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into the universe!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Cubby O'Brien autograph area.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs or cardiac or fingernail disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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