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Kuzco's skull-dooming photo of Mr. Jessie's Uncivilized Ride

Pictured: Kuzco's skull-dooming photo of Mr. Jessie's Uncivilized Ride

Mr. Jessie's Uncivilized Ride

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: July 30, 1975
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Popular with: Hyperactive men

Description

Mr. Jessie is reported to be the worst long-haul trucker in DisneyLand. On this train, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Jessie Hall, disrupting the planet, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to Philadelphia!

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