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Mr. Jessie's Uncivilized Ride, a favorite train of Bobby
Mr. Jessie's Uncivilized Ride
December 29, 1965
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 21 minutes by motorcar)
Mr. Jessie is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this train, you act as if you are her, crushing Jessie Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Italy!
- Warning: just before Thanksgiving, this train will be uncomfortable for zombies.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Walt Disney Land annual passholders will want to find this train as much as a moment before it's being physically possible to do so.
- Expectant parents can not ride.
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