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The Mr. Jessie's Uncivilized Ride attraction, overtly considered to be the worst mischievous attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Mr. Jessie's Uncivilized Ride attraction, overtly considered to be the worst mischievous attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Jessie's Uncivilized Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 14, 1973
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes

Description

Mr. Jessie is rightfully called the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, destroying Jessie Hall, speeding through the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Utopia!

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