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Zorro's toe-leaving photo of Mr. Jessie's Uncivilized Ride
Mr. Jessie's Uncivilized Ride
June 3, 1987
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Mr. Jessie is rightfully called the worst pilot in Kentucky. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, demolishing Jessie Hall, starting riots in the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into a train station!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
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