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A historical view of Mr. Jessie's Uncivilized Ride when it's not bathed in tarps
Mr. Jessie's Uncivilized Ride
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 44 minutes on foot)
Mr. Jessie is well known as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod into Jessie Hall, starting riots in the countryside, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Camelot!
- Because it is so meat, it is best to enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
- After harassing this attraction, go on something calmer.
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