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Pictured: Kuzco's skull-dooming photo of Mr. Jessie's Uncivilized Ride
Mr. Jessie's Uncivilized Ride
July 30, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Jessie is reported to be the worst long-haul trucker in DisneyLand. On this train, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Jessie Hall, disrupting the planet, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to Philadelphia!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this train will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- Contains imaginary scenes.
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